1. 0

    Swallows Down to the Balls

    You have achieved more likes than you have posts. You are obviously a skilled cunning linguist. O_o
  2. 1

    First Message

    Post a message somewhere on the site to receive this.
  3. 1

    Trophy of the Sith

    Your hate has made you powerful! (not)
  4. 1

    My Eyes! I'm Blinded!

    You've chosen the BlueMoon Skin.
  5. 2

    Somebody Likes You

    Somebody out there liked one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more!
  6. 5

    Keeps Coming Back

    30 messages posted. You must like it here!
  7. 10

    Can't Stop!

    You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
  8. 10

    I Like It a Lot

    Your messages have been liked 25 times.
  9. 10

    Mindless Drivel

    2000 Posts! Now you're just showing off!
  10. 10

    Come to the Dark Side!

    Has turned to the Blackend-Blue skin
  11. 10

    I Have No Life!

    3000 posts! You're a junkie for sure.
  12. 10

    Damn I'm Good....

    4000 Posts! WTH is wrong with me?!?
  13. 10

    I Know More Than You! :P

    5000 Posts! Take that beachez!!! You know you wanna be me.
  14. 10

    I Love You Man!

    You have recieved likes equal to 10% of your post count.
  15. 10


    Member has posted 100 messages in 100 days. Sheesh... Find a girlfriend, for crying out loud.
  16. 10

    Never seen a girl nekid... cept for interwebz

    For the love of... 365 messages in 365 days. No way you're gettin' any...ever.
  17. 10

    10 Years!

    Holy crap. The only reason you know anything at all is because you've been here so long. 10 years, 500 posts, 5 likes. has avatar
  18. 10

    15 Year Member

    Time to start thinking about wearing speedos when you work on cars. Get Stangnet speedos from amazon. Ladies, these will look nice on the set that you keep in the fridge. 15 years, 1000 posts, 5 likes
  19. 10

    5 Years!

    So you been here 5 years. Did you finish what you started? WTF you been doing all this time? 5 years, 300 posts 5 likes
  20. 10

    Haz Avatar, Will Travel

    It's about damned time. If you just registered. Good for you! If you've been around a while, you're one step closer to not being a noob. :P
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    Seriously Likeable!

    Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
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    1,000 messages? Impressive!
  23. 20

    Can't Get Enough of Your Stuff

    Your content has been liked 250 times.
  24. 30

    I LOVE IT!

    Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.