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just go to youtube and search "sparkling wiggles" just wrong or the funniest thing ever.

yeah it was the HG and it just stalled out the batery didn't die. lucky me, at least the weather was nice when it happened.

OK so i was driving on the interstate and i hear a strange sound almost like skweaky belt and i notice that my temp gage is maxed out so i go over to the slow lane and i slow down to 60 and begine to smell something burning so i put on my hazard lights and get off at the exit and my battery dies...

OK so i was driving on the interstate and i hear a strange sound almost like skweaky belt and i notice that my temp gage is maxed out so i go over to the slow lane and i slow down to 60 and begine to smell something burning so i put on my hazard lights and get off at the exit and my battery dies...

Is your car on ebay right now?

truck: $1500 video camera: $200 watching your friend trying to show off and hit a fire hydrant and a telphone pole: priceless

You wanna know how I know your gay? You think your car runs tens with pullies and exhuast.:nonono:

Could I trade you my left pinky finger for it or my soul? If you want both I'll take the car and 2grand

This is to everyone who said "It's not my cup of tea." Do you wanna know how I know your gay? you use the phrase "not my cup of tea"

This thread has inspired my to swap a 5.0 out of my stang for a civic engine and then put a huge fart can on it with neons and a 6 level wing and all kinds of racing stickers. Then I'll brag to everyone that my car runs 11's when the engine is bone stock and I have never been to a track. This...

You could always buy 1,653 mouse traps and set them around the house and that should get the frog... or it will be really funny if you have a cat. so its win-win

not really but I wanted to say something nice to someone. So I think that good deed evens out when I punched a nun.

hey emagdnim, your my hero

I have only been in one fight, mind you I'm 18, but I don't intend to get in anymore. It was sophmore year of highschool and after school I was just hanging out with friends and this kid thought I said something to him and he goes off saying "What you wanna fight?!?" I say no and he starts...

laser jammers flat out don't work. None do. I don't remember what news channel it was on but, they had cars equipped with laser jammers make ten passes, i forget how many diff. kinds of laser jammers they used, and each car failed all ten times. if you want to avoid a ticket drive 9 over the...

Zoolander in my pants The Dirty Dozen in my pants Beauty and The Beast in my pants Shrek in my pants Bedazzled in my pants The Incredibles in my pants Dumbo in my pants 101 Dalmations in my pants and the best one... I think Black Beauty in my pants

they should have made McQueen a Ford Torino 'cause that other car was a Daytona and it would just be so perfect.

I bite off a bums index finger and made a necklace out of it, but nothing out of the ordinary.

there will be a 4th and 5th. They signed the Juggernaut to a contract for them already. and Gambit had damn well better be in them or homie's going to have ta start busten some caps in asses yo

meet with her and first words out of your mouth will be "I don't like to be lied to." then just leave. Don't wait to her what she says. Just walk out and never speak to her again. Most importantly don't return her phone calls when she tries to talk to you after.