https://frederick.craigslist.org/cto/d/1993-mustang-gt-50l/6305026146.html
"Up for sale is the car you've been looking for. the Bald Eagle Bandit, the Sleezy 5.slow, the car that will make any girl soaking wet just by a small rev of the engine. This 1993 Mustang GT does it all, burn outs, crowd surfs, and gets you to your buddy's girl friends house in style! The rpm guage doesn't work but you dont need a tach if you never leave the rev limiter! The odometer stopped working at 127k and its got close to 140k on it now, the headliners dangling down a little in the back from your girl friend grabbing onto it while we were getting busy. The car comes with a badass 5 speed manual transmission cuz ya know, shift gears or you're a queer! The bald eagle bandit isnt a car to play with! Gets a ton of smiles to the gallon and if you cant find a gas station it also runs off panty soup! Has a new battery, new radiator, new intake, new spark plugs, distributer, spark plug wires, new clutch, cobra r wheels, hood pins, short throw shifter. Head unit isnt in all the way but when you're letting the long tubes and the SLP loud mouth exhaust sing who needs music! The sound is practically as beautiful and the gosh dang National Anthem. Pull into your girls drive way and her Dad will already know she's calling you Daddy now! This car isn't perfect, but is defiantly fun to drive and is one hell of a crowd pleaser! You laugh, but your girl has probably gotten off in this car... Hate to see it go, but scared im going to catch an STD from all the tail this car pulls! If you're looking for an American made, panty soakin' , gear jammin, boyfriend hating, beard growing, smokey burn out doing car! This is the one for you! The car does have a rebuilt title. 2 parts to the word rebuilt. Re and built! Re as in, don't be a tard and let the rebuilt title bother you, and built as in the car is built of metal, g strings, and sexy grandmas making out and if that ain't the most badass thing you've ever heard then you probably support ISIS. Asking $2600obo for the car, have way more in it between tickets, parts, and maintenance. Call or Text Mike at"
"Up for sale is the car you've been looking for. the Bald Eagle Bandit, the Sleezy 5.slow, the car that will make any girl soaking wet just by a small rev of the engine. This 1993 Mustang GT does it all, burn outs, crowd surfs, and gets you to your buddy's girl friends house in style! The rpm guage doesn't work but you dont need a tach if you never leave the rev limiter! The odometer stopped working at 127k and its got close to 140k on it now, the headliners dangling down a little in the back from your girl friend grabbing onto it while we were getting busy. The car comes with a badass 5 speed manual transmission cuz ya know, shift gears or you're a queer! The bald eagle bandit isnt a car to play with! Gets a ton of smiles to the gallon and if you cant find a gas station it also runs off panty soup! Has a new battery, new radiator, new intake, new spark plugs, distributer, spark plug wires, new clutch, cobra r wheels, hood pins, short throw shifter. Head unit isnt in all the way but when you're letting the long tubes and the SLP loud mouth exhaust sing who needs music! The sound is practically as beautiful and the gosh dang National Anthem. Pull into your girls drive way and her Dad will already know she's calling you Daddy now! This car isn't perfect, but is defiantly fun to drive and is one hell of a crowd pleaser! You laugh, but your girl has probably gotten off in this car... Hate to see it go, but scared im going to catch an STD from all the tail this car pulls! If you're looking for an American made, panty soakin' , gear jammin, boyfriend hating, beard growing, smokey burn out doing car! This is the one for you! The car does have a rebuilt title. 2 parts to the word rebuilt. Re and built! Re as in, don't be a tard and let the rebuilt title bother you, and built as in the car is built of metal, g strings, and sexy grandmas making out and if that ain't the most badass thing you've ever heard then you probably support ISIS. Asking $2600obo for the car, have way more in it between tickets, parts, and maintenance. Call or Text Mike at"
