Sorry to hear about your accident. I'd have to say the blame lies equally between Dan's hat and and her glasses. With her impaired vision,... she thought he was Jack Roush.
I'll live, but I don't know if StDr's computer keyboard will if he keeps spewing alcoholic beverages on it every time he sees these types off things posted here....
Must be you've been over stimulated by the Closet Crew / Gutter Gang antics.
BTW.....I think the "Flaming Cocks" should use that clip of Dan for their music video...just keep looping it!