I got this friend with a 540 BMW its got the V8. All he does is brag about how fast it is and how many people he has burned with it. Well up until last weekend we have never raced. Anytime we have ever gone out we took the beamer and I'll be the first to admit it is a fast car. This damn thing corners like its on a rail and I wouldn't want to have to chase it on the hwy. However on the street we both got a wake up call. 
My last ricer story was with an SRT-4. Actually he was more rice mentality than bling-bling. The car looked stock other than wheels, suspension, and exhaust ( Maybe stuff under the hood 
) Anyway Im heading down the road around mid day minding my own business doing around 35mph in third. I looked in my rear view and saw a neon comming up on me quick, sure enough it had a hood scoop. He rides my ass for about a block or so and dumps into the left lane to pass me, I maintain my speed the entire time. He gets about to my back bumper when a astro van in his lane causes him to slow down. I swear he rides six inches off this poor lady's bumper 
before he get frustrated and jumps back into my lane and rides me even closer than before trying to pass the van. At this time I notice he looked to be 18 or so and has a female passenger which I can only assume is his g/f. Well if he insists on driving like a d!*k Im going shove that little econobox turbo so far up his a$$ he can use his chicks pie hole as a BOV. 
Again he jumps back into the left lane and starts comming hard. I shift down to 2nd and just wait for him...I let his passenger door come even with mine and look over. The guy is slouched low with one wrist slung over the wheel and his girl is looking stone straight ahead...I floor it and I shaite you not her head bounced off the roof she jumped so high (see my garage for mods, needless to say its LOUD) and gapes at my car dropjawed. I quickly walk away from him putting 2-3 cars in a block or so. HE THEN JUMPS BEHIND ME AGAIN AND STARTS FOLLOWING ME! Im like WTF man??? I was heading to Schucks so I made a few turns going the speed limit. The guy follows me for almost a mile before he u-turned into a dealership and went the other way. 
This is why I dont like ricers. Im a car enthusiast, I like people who are into their cars, I just hate pricks who are irresposible and put others at risk because they have some erectile disfunction. Slow5.0 said:I already say this wasnt 3000GT VR-4 , so that mean Stealth R/T because those cars runn 13s
Zero Signal said:
So I slow down cus his light is still red, and I do about 20 mph up this road (30 mph zone) and wait for him to catch up. Then he finally does at the southern end of the road where it heads out of town. So he comes and does his ricer fly-by and I just let him go. Well we pull up to an intersection then, and there is NOBODY else around, and as we're pulling up, the light turns green. Well we both stop and since we both have our windows rolled down, I ask him what he has done to it. It didn't sound stock. He starts cussing me out and flicking me off: you gonna stop revving and making faces and ***** now b***? I seen your little puck-a$$ the other day revving and making faces, f*** you! I said, why does it gotta be like that? He's like, cus you're a b****! f*** you! Whatever, so we both casually roll through the intersection, and we're doing about 20 mph when I hear his turbo spool up and he hits it. So I hit it, and instantly jump a carlength ahead. I hit second and put about another half a carlength or so on him. I hit 3rd and we stay about even. I get into 4th, get up to about 100 mph and let off and slow down. I'm glad I did though, cus they pull hard after about 90 or so. But then he does his fly-by and slows down. Well I pull back up to him as he's turning into a sub-division and he waves the peace sign like he wants to be cool, I was like whatever. I bust this FAT 180 and go home. It was great, and now every time he drives by my work, he never does his BOV anymore. lol, maybe I taught him to respect these "slow" mustangs. lol
. so that week i bought a nitrous kit off my freinds car and put in mine in hopes of having my revenge the next weekend 
. well the next friday nite, the day before i would have raced him, he was racin again and t-boned a ford explorer at 90 mph 
. the car was 100% totaled, the motor wasnt able to be salvaged. he was in the hospital for a while with both legs broken. i may have lost the race, but i guess i won in the long run(no pun intended )
super302 said:
Here's one of mine that got lost in the crash. So I tell the g/f "hold on, this ricer just stalled at the light", pull up next to him (the car in front of me had turned left onto the access road, roll my window down, and say "next time give it more gas moron!" Well he gets pissed, starts his car back up and takes off real hard like we're racing. So I rev back a little and proceed to put my left blinker on and get on the highway. All of the sudden a cop comes flying by me with his lights on and proceeds to pull the CRX over!! 
It was the greatest moment of my life...
