Ike83
Member
Yea it is cause they honk at me to get my attention
They even call him by his REAL name and everything........HEY MOTHER ****ER!
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They even call him by his REAL name and everything........HEY MOTHER ****ER!
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Ike83
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You know......I'm pretty sure there's a cure for people who call other people the wrong names...........
wanna hear it?
wanna hear it?
jhonda
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Disturbed90gt
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MY MUSTANG, MY MUSTANG...........WHERES IT AT...........DID ONE OF YOU TAKE IT. IF YOU DID GIVE IT BACK CAUSE I MISS IT ALREADY
You know......I'm pretty sure there's a cure for people who call other people the wrong names...........
wanna hear it?
UM...no.
Ike83
Member
UM...no.
Sure you do.....it will only take three hours to explain it to you. Let's see, I need someone to get me an olive tree, 3 rhinos, an elevator, 4 bulldozers and a pork chop.......we'll have the problem fixed in no time.
alanw6
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I'm Alan, and I just couldn't stop with my own Mustang addiction. I became a "dealer" to other Mustang junkies, too! 
cervinistang
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I'm Alan, and I just couldn't stop with my own Mustang addiction. I became a "dealer" to other Mustang junkies, too!
:Track:
Ike83
Member
OK......fine.......here it goes..........
I'm Chris, and I have an addiction to Mustangs. Big ones, little ones, pretty ones, and even UGLY ones (especially after I've had a few drinks).
Recently I've fallen so deeply in love with my car that I've begun to feel like she's alive. No, seriously, I think she's ALIVE. Like earlier today, I couldn't find my laptop and I searched EVERYWHERE in the house looking for it. Finally I went outside and opened my car door and there was my laptop.........open..........on the driver seat.
Believe it or not it was even logged on to THIS site on THIS thread right HERE. It's almost as if she was talking on this forum with you guys. I mean isn't that weird?
Oh well........there's no way THAT could possibly be the case so I might as well let it go. It's just so weird that my laptop was in the Mustang, I mean, how did it get there?
*walks away shaking his head in bewilderment*
I'm Chris, and I have an addiction to Mustangs. Big ones, little ones, pretty ones, and even UGLY ones (especially after I've had a few drinks).
Recently I've fallen so deeply in love with my car that I've begun to feel like she's alive. No, seriously, I think she's ALIVE. Like earlier today, I couldn't find my laptop and I searched EVERYWHERE in the house looking for it. Finally I went outside and opened my car door and there was my laptop.........open..........on the driver seat.
Believe it or not it was even logged on to THIS site on THIS thread right HERE. It's almost as if she was talking on this forum with you guys. I mean isn't that weird?
Oh well........there's no way THAT could possibly be the case so I might as well let it go. It's just so weird that my laptop was in the Mustang, I mean, how did it get there?
*walks away shaking his head in bewilderment*
Ike83
Member
I'm Alan, and I just couldn't stop with my own Mustang addiction. I became a "dealer" to other Mustang junkies, too!
Ike83: Pssssst! Hey Alan......
*looks both ways suspiciously to make sure no one is watching*
Ike83: Hey man......I need some more of that red Mustang man I'm almost out.
Alan: Look buddy....I've already sold my last Mustang, this is your third time here today, what r u doing with all those Mustangs I sold you earlier.
Ike83: Look man....it's been a rough week man, I just need one more.
Alan: Rough WEEK? You must mean rough DAY! You're killing me man....I've got a job to do.
*Ike scratches his neck nervously as if he has fleas*
Ike83: Last time Alan! I swear this is the last time.....just hook me up ONE more time.
*Alan goes to walk away and Ike grabs the back of his coat causing Alan to spin around angrily*
Ike83: Please man.....please.....
*Ike starts to cry out of desperation*
Alan: You're sick man....you need some SERIOUS help.....I think you need to spend some time on :SNSign: man.....I hear they have this new thread called Mustangs Anonymous......you should prolly check it out.
*Alan turns and walks away leaving Ike in tears as he watches Alan leave*
*Ike mutters quietly under his breath through the tears*
Ike83: Thanks man.........I will
dude... whoa... uh....
all i gotta say is you got too much time on your hands. But anyhow....
Meet me out back, I got some red Mustang for you. See you there
all i gotta say is you got too much time on your hands. But anyhow....
Meet me out back, I got some red Mustang for you. See you there
Ike83
Member
dude... whoa... uh....
all i gotta say is you got too much time on your hands. But anyhow....
Meet me out back, I got some red Mustang for you. See you there
I have an office job.....but anyway......thanx for your opinion buddy.
alanw6
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Ike83
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alanw6
Member
Tough crowd today.........
However, I'm glad you enjoyed that Alan.
Starting to feel a little edgy, might need to go out to the garage for a "meeting"...
DigitalGhost
New Member
It's only a disease if you admit you have a problem. I don't have a problem.
BTW...... Anyone here from the Portland, OR area? I doubt it because all the foxes here are in **** shape. I have to ask though.
BTW...... Anyone here from the Portland, OR area? I doubt it because all the foxes here are in **** shape. I have to ask though.
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