1. Are you typing one handed? ;)
  2. that is a flexplate :p
  3. I didn't say it wasn't. I just said it looked heavier than the flexplate i took off.
  4. My head f&[email protected] hurts.:nonono:
  5. Give me your hand, I'll make your head stop hurting. :rlaugh:
  6. Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
    One day while they were walking past the hospital
    swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
    He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
    Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
    bottom and pulled Jim out.

    When the hospital director became aware of Edna's
    heroic act, she immediately ordered that Edna be
    discharged from the hospital because she now is
    considered to be mentally stable.

    The director went to Edna and said, "I have some good
    news and some bad news. The good news is that you're
    being discharged because you responded so rationally
    to a crisis by jumping in the pool to save the life of
    another patient. Your action displays soundmindedness.

    The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung
    himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right
    after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

    Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there
    to dry. How soon can I go home?"
  7. Huh? That was just a little off topic....
  8. Going way back on this thread, I think the line "you can't fall off the Floor" is called "Paul's Law", and it falls under the umbrella of "Murphy's LAw", the greatest force in the world.

    BTW, wouldn't HM be more afraid of fire, since most of his adventures und up with things burning?
  9. last time stangdreamin pulled BBFCM's finger it took us a week to air out the forums
  10. I didn't plan on pulling it...at least not gently.
  11. That's NOT my finger!
    you should've known when it took two hands to grasp!
  12. so skywalker is up to pulling our legs again, gosh, i thought we got him outta that habit
  13. I'm mean, I know. :D
  14. Ummmmm....close. Reeeaaaaal close.
  15. ankle?
  16. Toe actually. I've developed a toe fetish.
  17. Thumper and Stinky you're wrong on both counts! Between my feet! a.k.a. "anterior tail" As opposed to my posterior tail, which I sit on!:nonono:
  18. I think you mean "ventral tail". Anterior would be on your head (the head above your shoulders, that is).


  19. skywalker you're thinking of the face plate that goes between the bellhousing and the rear of the block. It does weight next to nothing.
  20. I feel your pain and hope you mend quickly. I also broke my finger last week (got it smashed in an accident involving a forklift part that I was trying to bolt back on.) The doctor at the Hospital put it in a splint but that hinders everything that I do so I don't wear it.