NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ryan218]

you bring the duct tape, ill bring the beer.

^ kinky

 

[Turkey Sammich]

you bring the duct tape, ill bring the beer.

Duct tape is weak. I have zip ties and handcuffs

We could, but my 93 is all black and only comes out at night

Is that why you have pictures of your 93 out in the day?

better not be before i can drive

We can't wait 10 years dood

 

[Turkey Sammich]

i will bring the women. (and a lil sumthin for franky)

I seriously want to know how you fit fat chicks in your car. Is it like at the circus where they have 32 clowns in a mini copper?

 

[Strype]

Is that why you have pictures of your 93 out in the day?

I have a really good flash

 

[ryan218]

Duct tape is weak. I have zip ties and handcuffs

Is that why you have pictures of your 93 out in the day?


We can't wait 10 years dood

6 months

 

[Turkey Sammich]

6 months

6 months, 10 years same diff.

 

[ryan218]

I seriously want to know how you fit fat chicks in your car. Is it like at the circus where they have 32 clowns in a mini copper?

that sucker must ride the ground!

 

[ryan218]

6 months, 10 years same diff.

only by 9 years and 6 months

 

[BK_CAULEY]

u-haul gives me special rates, cause im a preffered customer.

 

[ryan218]

u-haul gives me special rates, cause im a preffered customer.

you do know there is a weight limit

 

[Ike83]

6 months

Uh oh.......how many DWIs are we working with?

 

[BK_CAULEY]

you do know there is a weight limit

you know how much a** i can carry in this.

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[ryan218]

Uh oh.......how many DWIs are we working with?

none im 15 1/2

 

[Strype]

you do know there is a weight limit

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH B U R N!!!

 

[BK_CAULEY]

none im 15 1/2

well just listen to me and do as i say and i will get you all the booty you can stand.












































all at once.

 

[Turkey Sammich]

Will his parents even allow him to have the secks? I mean look how long it took to let him buy a 5.0.

 

[Darkwriter77]

It definitely put a damper on my day, seeing that headline, but I honestly don't find it all that surprising. Our "justice" system is such a pathetic crock o' poopie, especially when it comes to dealing with celebrities and/or rich scumbags. Money = freedom.

If I didn't know Paris has a real vag', I would swear she's a tranny. Her facial features and everything just scream she-male. Then again, plastic surgery nowadays can do some amazing things, and when you've got the entire Hilton empire for your budget, I'm sure they could make that snoochie LOOK authentic...

That's it. Paris is a man. What's the male equivalent name of Paris, anyway? Perry?

Her "medical condition" was probably a complication that arose after her cellmate molested her with a broomstick... (Anyone else see that episode of Super Deluxe.com?)

 

[1991vert]

She was released for a "Medical Reason"...


Can we say DETOX symptoms

i heard it was teh herpes that got her out

 

[Turkey Sammich]

For cryin' outloud stop un-derailing this thread people

 

[1991vert]