The more I read, the more I'm certain that our new "Mr.Shelby" is a pseudonym in the midst of one of the most brilliant acts of sarcastic manipulation that I've ever witnessed. Of course if I'm wrong, the only other scenario that flashes through my head................ is that Yortuk and Georg Festrunk moved to Canada, where they now swing so successfully in tight slacks at Canadian fox bars. While they wait for the foxes with large Canadian breasts to meet them at their swinging bachelor pad, they frequent Stangnet often and with much success...