So Im at the doctor this morning and a guy sitting next to me notices my hat and asks me if I had the red Cobra in the lot. I told him yes and how did he figure that out by my 5.0 An american legend hat? He said cause its a 5.0...........ok. I correct him and he seems harmless enough so we are talking while waiting to see teh dr and he tells me he has a Twin Turbo Dodge in the lot and I have always liked the Stealths but then I get called in.
So when I get out hes in the parkinglot with his wife and says here it is...........hes leaning on a LHS series car, forgot which one, and says yep 3.5 DOHC (pronounced it doc) V-6 Twin turbo.
I am thinking ultimate sleeper 
So I ask what turbo setup did he do and he says "stock turbos".............
....I say so I assume the previous owner did it? And he says "no I bought it new"...................
I said these didnt come with turbos, he said "well its really fast and spins its tires and since it has two intakes I figured it was for the turbos" Little more dumb than im used too 
So I leave the lot and head to 45 and this ass hat is right on my tail and gets BESIDE ME on the on ramp and floors it, I think hes gonna cause an accident and shift to second and hammer it to get out of his way and just shot away from him till I hit 75 (speed limit was 70) and set the cruise. I wasnt racing him but I knew he didnt have the power and thought he was gonna hit a truck Then this ass hat pulles right next to me, I roll down the window and he shouts damn thats fast you have turbos too? I said no and rolled up the window.
So when I get out hes in the parkinglot with his wife and says here it is...........hes leaning on a LHS series car, forgot which one, and says yep 3.5 DOHC (pronounced it doc) V-6 Twin turbo.
I am thinking ultimate sleeper So I ask what turbo setup did he do and he says "stock turbos".................I say so I assume the previous owner did it? And he says "no I bought it new"................... Little more dumb than im used too So I leave the lot and head to 45 and this ass hat is right on my tail and gets BESIDE ME on the on ramp and floors it, I think hes gonna cause an accident and shift to second and hammer it to get out of his way and just shot away from him till I hit 75 (speed limit was 70) and set the cruise. I wasnt racing him but I knew he didnt have the power and thought he was gonna hit a truck
Then this ass hat pulles right next to me, I roll down the window and he shouts damn thats fast you have turbos too? I said no and rolled up the window. 
Remember that guy with the Y2K GT-R Rotary limited Mustang 
Now that was some funny chit 
