What does F O R D stand for?

Discussion in '1979 - 1995 (Fox, SN95.0, & 2.3L) -General/Talk-' started by nickm347, May 24, 2006.

  1. dont know if there was a topic about this, didnt know what to search. Anyway, a chevy friend of mine says Ford stands for Found On Road Dead, and Fix Or Repair Daily, and the only one i can come up with is First On Race Day.....anyone know any others?
  2. Fast Only Rolling Downhill!! lol... thats the only one i know of.
  3. hmm, i know the Camaro IROC stands for Italian Retard Out Cruising...?
  4. FORD: Friggin old rebuilt dodge
    FORD: Driver returns on foot
    FORD: Flip over read directions
    FORD: Fix or repair daily
  5. I have accumulated an entire list... here goes

    Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
    Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
    All Makes Combined
    A Major Cost
    A Mutated Car
    A Morons Car
    Another Major Catastrophe

    Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
    Automobile Under Demonic Influence
    Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
    Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
    Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

    Big Money Works
    Bought My Wife
    Brutal Money Waster
    Break My Window
    Break My Windshield
    Babbling Mechanical Wench
    Beastly Monstrous Wonder
    Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
    Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
    Barely Moving Wreck
    Big Money Waste
    Big Money. Why?
    Big Money Works
    Born Moderately Wealthy
    Breaks Most Wrenches
    Bring More Wrenches
    Brings Me Women
    Brings More Women
    Broken Money Waster
    Broke My Wallet
    Broken Monstrous Wonder
    Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
    Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

    Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
    Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

    Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
    Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
    Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
    Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

    Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
    Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
    Dead Old Dog Going East
    Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
    Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
    Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
    Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
    Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
    Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

    Every Day Something Else Leaks

    Failed Italian Automotive Technology
    Fix It Again, Tony!
    Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

    Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
    Fix Or Repair Daily
    Found On Road Dead
    Fast Only Rolling Downhill
    First On Race Day
    First On Recall Day
    Fabricated Of Refried Dung
    Fails On Rainy Days
    Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
    Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
    Fault Of R&D
    Finally Obsolete Racing Device
    Fireball On Rear Denting
    First On Road to Dump
    First On Rust and Deterioration
    Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
    Flipping Over Results in Death
    Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
    Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
    Foot On Road Decelerates
    Forced On Reluctant Drivers
    Formed Of Rejected DNA
    Forwarded Once; Return Denied
    Forward Only; Reverse Defective
    Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
    Fork Over Repair Dough
    Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
    Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
    Free Or Reduced Drastically
    Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
    Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
    Funny Old Rattling Dump
    (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

    Good Engineering Overlooked
    Get everyone out

    General Maintenance
    Great Mistake
    Garbage Motors
    Generally Miserable
    Grossly Misconceived
    Gluteus Maximus

    Garage Man's Companion
    Gotta Mechanic Coming?
    Generally Mediocre Cars
    Get More Chicks
    Gets Mechanics Crazy
    Gods Mechanical Curse
    Got More Crap
    Great Mountain Climber
    Great Motor Car

    Gas, Tires, Oil

    Had One Never Did Again
    Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
    Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
    Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

    Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
    How your usual nerd drives an import

    Just Eats Every Part
    Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
    Just Empty Every Pocket

    Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

    Money Guzzler
    Might go

    Might Go Backwards

    Might Go Forward

    My Intention: Always To Accelerate

    Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
    Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
    Most Often Passed At Races
    Mostly Old Parts And Rust
    Move Over People Are Racing
    Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
    My Old Pig Ain't Running
    My Only Problems Are Repairs

    Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

    Never I’ve Seen Such Automotive Negligence(me)

    Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

    Put In Nickel To Operate
    Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

    Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

    Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac

    Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

    Send Another Automobile Back
    Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
    Sad Attempt At Beauty
    Sorry Auto, Always Broken
    Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

    Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
    (Backwards) U-R-A-Bus

    Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
    Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
    The One You Ought To Avoid
    Too Often, Young Owners Tackily Accesorize

    This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
    Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

    Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

    Virtually Worthless
  6. One more for:
    GMC- Generic made chevorlet

    I think you have the rest covered.
  7. Great list!
  8. For Mopar you forgot Massivley over powered and respected
  9. HAHAHA There's some good ones on there :rlaugh: That made my day...
  10. I'm pretty sure it is a man's last name.
  11. You missed this one

    BMW= Bavarian Manure Wagon
  12. First On Racers Dreamlist
    For Only Race Drivers
    Firstto Obliviate Ricers Dream
    Finally Own Real Dragcar
    Friend Of Ricer Disposal
    Found On Road Dominating

    OHH yeah almost forgot ,Fastest On Race Day
  13. You're a douchebag and you were banned. No point in leaving your rude comment visible.

  14. here's one gmc=gay motor company
  15. G arbage
    M ade
    C heap
  16. For Old Rebel Dads :shrug: :D
  17. great now we have a douchbag acting his shoe size.

    don't you just love watching the immature who think they know it all, go around and tell everyone the new joke they just learn. but their new joke is just a new dity bag beating the dead horse again.
    please go blow dry your mullet in the shower.
  18. Indeed....joins today, and his first post is flame bait. I smell Troll....and we all know what happens to them. :ban: