Words of Wisdom

[Caldwell]

Alright, I was just curious the different sayings and phrases we all have that are good to live by...
so I thought this would be a good time to share.

I have one myself, I made this one up, so bare with me:
They are definitely words of wisdom.


"Liquor will help you dick her, quicker."


please share

 

[xr8d302]

 

[OrangeMustangGt]

 

[95riosnake]

A couple quotes (not really words of wisdom though) from my former boss in construction:

"That's the way Jesus would do it."

"You could f*** a fat bitch on that!"


and my favorite quote currently:

"Speed kills, drive a Chevy and live forever."

 

[xr8d302]

I've always learned this from the military:

"Never stick your finger anywhere you wouldn't stick your dick."

 

[1105]

thoes are some good ones.

 

[Killercanary]

"Reputations are built on what you have done, not what you've planned to do..."


I always liked that one as it applies to so many things.

 

[sociopath5.0]

If floats, flies, or f u c k s, RENT IT. Its cheaper.

If it has tits or wheels, its gonna give you problems sooner or later.

 

[Caldwell]

"Reputations are built on what you have done, not what you've planned to do..."


I always liked that one as it applies to so many things.

yeah that's true.

"ass will come and go, friends will lasst a lifetime."

 

[Iggyshane]

"We know what we are, but know not what we may be." - William Shakespeare

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that SOMEONE else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon

 

[BlueOvalStangGT]

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
--Swami X

"Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol."
NF Simpson.

My motto:

"If all else fails, punch someone in the face"- Kevin Rayne

 

[super302]

"If the world was a girl, i'd stick my dick in the ground, F--K the world"

not exactly a "words of wisdom" but i thought it was cool

 

[Iggyshane]

"If you can turn, your not going fast enough."

 

[wytstang]

Don't chit were you sleep.

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

 

[WhiteStallionGT]

and my favorite quote currently:

"Speed kills, drive a Chevy and live forever."

lol, did you get that from my sig.

Anyways, I don't have any quotes, I suck.

 

[94gts]

serious-"doin what i can with what i got"


not serious-"fuuuuck it

 

[Caldwell]

"If life has given you lemons, you should make lemonade.
And find someone who's life has given them vodka,
and have a party."

- Ron White

 

[wytstang]

"Never take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive"

-Van Wilder (best movie ever)

 

[illwood]

Couple of my own:

"Sometimes the best form of birth control is observation".
(used whenever there are screaming kids at public places)

"They say you should take life 'with a grain of salt'. I prefer to follow that with a shot of tequila and a lime. . . "
(always useful)

"No good stories ever came from using good judgement."
(This one has definitely held true)

 

[kristopher]

"Im all over that like a fat kid on cotton candy"