Wow, a $5 Ford?

[Darkwriter77]

I was looking for potential beater cars to replace the TurdBird (being that it's going up for sale soon), when I came across this little beauty...

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/car/371224385.html

Looks like a steal for only five bucks!

 

[-[White90GT]-]

holy $h!t batman....

wow....i cant believe someone would even attempt to try and sell that....i like how it states that it was rolled "once or twice"...looks like it was rolled 10 times then put in a crusher...then beat on with a sledge hammer.....and prolly pissed on by a dog...out of disgust



i say go for it

maybe you can slavage some emblems and a bolt or 2?

 

[Darkwriter77]

I'll bet the radio still works.

 

[1990Coupe]

Why sell the turd bird??

 

[FrankenStang]

You could drift with that thing.

 

[Darkwriter77]

TurdBird + over 70 miles of driving per day @ 24 MPG = ~$250/month for gas

Econo-box hamster-powered beater car (Geo Metro or similar) + over 70 miles of driving per day @ 40 MPG = ~$150/month for gas

I am broke, therefore I sell.

Unfortunately, the above listed $5 Ford doesn't appear to get much mileage; the fuel tank is likely destroyed, so all the gas you'd pour in would just dribble right out.

 

[Turkey Sammich]

A $5 car is like a $5 hooker. Nothing good could come from it.

 

[Aaron]

Damn - it's gone!

 

[FrankenStang]

Damn - it's gone!