You Oughtta be shot. (a short story)

[CarMichael Angelo]

I was.BUT when I heard them discussing the mustang thingymajiger I voted NO............. LOL

Guess I'm lucky that it was judged by a panel of ISCA judges, instead of a peoples' choice then,.....Huh?

You must be a democrat living in a red state.

Cause you know what it's like to throw your vote away.

 

[5.0Droptop]

I guess.

So what ya gonna build next?

 

[CarMichael Angelo]

I guess.

So what ya gonna build next?

A coffin.

Maybe it'll be a combination of old school wood and late model metal,...

I'll look cool in hell.

 

[5.0Droptop]

I bet it will make all the other coffins green with envy!

 

[5.0Droptop]

I think you should build a matching trailer to pull to shows...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lowonfuel/4683304861/

 

[CarMichael Angelo]

I bet it will make all the other coffins green with envy!

Seriously, This car about took my eye out one day, and about killed me the other 364.

I'll not tempt fate.

 

[CarMichael Angelo]

How much do you s'pose that trailer (whose only purpose is to match my car at shows) cost?

 

[5.0Droptop]

How much do you s'pose that trailer (whose only purpose is to match my car at shows) cost?

meh it's only time and money. Just go build it and let me point out all the things I don't like about it and make fun of you and ask for pictures and stuff.


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[CarMichael Angelo]

meh it's only time and money. Just go build it and let me point out all the things I don't like about it and make fun of you and ask for pictures and stuff.


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Well as long as it'll give you something to do besides smoke crack.

 

[5.0Droptop]

It will keep me sober. I swear. (puff puff)


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[CarMichael Angelo]

It will keep me sober. I swear. (puff puff)


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Does Siri do this for you, or do you still have to type out the replies?

 

[Noobz347]

"I just wanna thank all the "little people" who made this all possible."

He means me. I told him his wheels were ugly.


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[5.0Droptop]

Does Siri do this for you, or do you still have to type out the replies?

I'm typing it. Siri is a dumb blond with a bad accent


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[CarMichael Angelo]

He means me. I told him his wheels were ugly.


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Where are you two that you are using smart phones to keep feeding to your internet-based addiction?

 

[Noobz347]

Where are you two that you are using smart phones to keep feeding to your internet-based addiction?

I'm hiding in Droptop's sock drawer. It sounds weird at first but his wife comes in to steal twenties after he comes home from selling drugs to school kids and she's usually topless.

 

[5.0Droptop]

I'm laying in bed stoking my long wiener






Dog



While he lays there sleeping.


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[5.0Droptop]

I'm hiding in Droptop's sock drawer. It sounds weird at first but his wife comes in to steal twenties after he comes home from selling drugs to school kids and she's usually topless.

And I just pad locked my sock drawer and filled it full of gasoline. *looks for matches*


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[CarMichael Angelo]

I'm hiding in Droptop's sock drawer. It sounds weird at first but his wife comes in to steal twenties after he comes home from selling drugs to school kids and she's usually topless.

I'm....I'm,.... at a loss

 

[Noobz347]

I'm....I'm,.... at a loss

no worries. I'll send you pics.


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[5.0Droptop]

You only has one picture of two items of interest. So therefore you only has one picture to send.


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