Some of you may remember my post last month "Im stupid, and a little mad" about the powder blue civic that I spanked so he called his father the sheriff and I got a tickett, $296 BTW.
Last night me and my buddy were in Mexia. I had just pulled up to the light on the main drag in front of Shell and guess who pulls right next to me. The little duchbag in his girly blue civic (I refuse to capitolize civic as it is not a real car). I look over and give him the one finger salute, to which he shouts " I will smoke you from a stop". Now I will speed down a deserted farm road, and will usually spin the wheels for fun at thoes same stop signs but I will NEVER do it in the city, or stop light drag. Too much can go wrong. He starts reving the engine and I catch sight of a cop car TWO CARS BEHIND THE cIVIC
I look over at him and nod
Light turns green and he drops the clutch from like 6 grand and just lights the crap out of his tires across the intersection while I on the otherhand launch at 800 rpm and barley breath on the gas pedal. He does not get 50 feet before the cop lights him up and pulls him over right in front of Sonic. This I had too see so I pulled in Sonic and me and my buddy order a couple DrPeppers. We can hear the cop yelling at this kid and are laughing our arses off
But wait, it gets better! The officer has him get out of the car and performs a sobriety test, which he apparently fails because the cop tells him to put his hands behind his back because he is under arrest for suspicion of DWI I could not hear everything so as the tow truck arrives I approach this other guy who was in a stall right next to where the civic got pulled over and ask him what that was about? He says the cop told the kid he was getting a ticket for exhibition of speed, wreckless driving, loud exaust, no seatbelt and window tint and apparently the kid gave the cop a hard time and said his dad was the Sheriff and he would get the tickets taken care of, to which the cop asked if he had anything to drink
You all were right, good things come to those who wait Sometimes I think my life is a sitcom. BTW I tried to take pics with my camera phone but it was dark and its a Razor so no flash
I would of loved to show the story
Last night me and my buddy were in Mexia. I had just pulled up to the light on the main drag in front of Shell and guess who pulls right next to me. The little duchbag in his girly blue civic (I refuse to capitolize civic as it is not a real car). I look over and give him the one finger salute, to which he shouts " I will smoke you from a stop". Now I will speed down a deserted farm road, and will usually spin the wheels for fun at thoes same stop signs but I will NEVER do it in the city, or stop light drag. Too much can go wrong. He starts reving the engine and I catch sight of a cop car TWO CARS BEHIND THE cIVIC
I look over at him and nod Light turns green and he drops the clutch from like 6 grand and just lights the crap out of his tires across the intersection while I on the otherhand launch at 800 rpm and barley breath on the gas pedal. He does not get 50 feet before the cop lights him up and pulls him over right in front of Sonic. This I had too see so I pulled in Sonic and me and my buddy order a couple DrPeppers. We can hear the cop yelling at this kid and are laughing our arses off But wait, it gets better! The officer has him get out of the car and performs a sobriety test, which he apparently fails because the cop tells him to put his hands behind his back because he is under arrest for suspicion of DWI I could not hear everything so as the tow truck arrives I approach this other guy who was in a stall right next to where the civic got pulled over and ask him what that was about? He says the cop told the kid he was getting a ticket for exhibition of speed, wreckless driving, loud exaust, no seatbelt and window tint and apparently the kid gave the cop a hard time and said his dad was the Sheriff and he would get the tickets taken care of, to which the cop asked if he had anything to drink You all were right, good things come to those who wait
Sometimes I think my life is a sitcom. BTW I tried to take pics with my camera phone but it was dark and its a Razor so no flash I would of loved to show the story
