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Ok I'm here..I heard there was a new member under the age of 15 again...can I have him? Dogs haven't eaten in days.

Ok nubie...rules are rules..we do not enjoy derailing of threads regardless of what you may have heard. Ryan wasn't banned...Frankie has taken posession of him and is currently refering to him as her 'pool boy'..why were not quite sure but that's how it is. Daggar is infact a 'little person' (correct term to refer to midgets...DOH!!!...sorry dag....I meant little people :)).

Now first and foremost you will have to PM me pictures of said mother so they may be reviewed and I will determine if they are appropriate for the talk session...that's my current assignment here so I'll be waiting for you PM sir....thank you for your support.

Sincerely Dman302
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bubbles--

You MUST be wary of DMAN! Often his wife will not let him out of the pen because he refuses to wear his helmet. As a result, it is often the dog that logs onto his account and makes ridiculous claims and posts. At one point, I'd thought to smack the dog with the bant stick (it's illegal to use someone Else's SN account) and had actually pressed the buttons to do so however (comma) being true to his nature, the dog retrieved the stick and was logged back in the next day.

Now... I'd gone to lengths to research the problem more thoroughly but the dog caught on before I could implement the measures. He'd implemented his OWN plan (being much smarter than DMAN) to actually talk THROUGH DMAN. This of course, is NOT a violation of the Terms of Service as there is nothing about talking through the rightful account owner in order to create threads or posts.

Now.... you must be careful of this one. It is often difficult to tell who is actually talking... DMAN or the dog. Sometimes the wife sneaks DMAN's meds into his food (blended meat byproducts designed to smell like a mix of high octane gas, pizza, and cheap beer), and he comes off almost about as smart as the dog. Because it has become very difficult to tell the difference between DMAN and dog posts these days, his account has not been suspended.

You should however be warned against taking advise (of any kind) from DMAN or the dog because you can not be sure who it is you're dealing with. Don't get me wrong... the dog has been a great addition to the forum but i wish he'd just get his own account and keep his password safe from DMAN. DO NOT ENTER INTO ANY DEALS WHERE MONEY EXCHANGES HANDS WITH THE ABOVE MENTIONED DMAN ACCOUNT.

DMAN himself, will forget what **** site he spent the money on or even that he spent the money ON a **** site and the dog just spends every dime on kittens and bitch fees. :shrug:

Every so often we take up a collection to get DMAN a new helmet. Please be generous on these occasions as we feel very sorry for Mrs. DMAN and her constantly having to foot the bill for new helmets and styrofoam chin guards. Medicare no longer covers the helmets due to the amount of lewd substances that are consistently found in the old ones.


Thanks,
The Management
 
bubbles--

You MUST be wary of DMAN! Often his wife will not let him out of the pen because he refuses to wear his helmet. As a result, it is often the dog that logs onto his account and makes ridiculous claims and posts. At one point, I'd thought to smack the dog with the bant stick (it's illegal to use someone Else's SN account) and had actually pressed the buttons to do so however (comma) being true to his nature, the dog retrieved the stick and was logged back in the next day.

Now... I'd gone to lengths to research the problem more thoroughly but the dog caught on before I could implement the measures. He'd implemented his OWN plan (being much smarter than DMAN) to actually talk THROUGH DMAN. This of course, is NOT a violation of the Terms of Service as there is nothing about talking through the rightful account owner in order to create threads or posts.

Now.... you must be careful of this one. It is often difficult to tell who is actually talking... DMAN or the dog. Sometimes the wife sneaks DMAN's meds into his food (blended meat byproducts designed to smell like a mix of high octane gas, pizza, and cheap beer), and he comes off almost about as smart as the dog. Because it has become very difficult to tell the difference between DMAN and dog posts these days, his account has not been suspended.

You should however be warned against taking advise (of any kind) from DMAN or the dog because you can not be sure who it is you're dealing with. Don't get me wrong... the dog has been a great addition to the forum but i wish he'd just get his own account and keep his password safe from DMAN. DO NOT ENTER INTO ANY DEALS WHERE MONEY EXCHANGES HANDS WITH THE ABOVE MENTIONED DMAN ACCOUNT.

DMAN himself, will forget what **** site he spent the money on or even that he spent the money ON a **** site and the dog just spends every dime on kittens and bitch fees. :shrug:

Every so often we take up a collection to get DMAN a new helmet. Please be generous on these occasions as we feel very sorry for Mrs. DMAN and her constantly having to foot the bill for new helmets and styrofoam chin guards. Medicare no longer covers the helmets due to the amount of lewd substances that are consistently found in the old ones.


Thanks,
The Management




:lol: :lol: :rlaugh: :rlaugh: daggar:hail2: , lol
 
Can I have a hugger orange on next time...I like hugger orange, I used to have one....

Anyhow the above statements provided by Daggar are a complete fabrication of lies and deceipt to distract you from what is the true unspoken truth of stangnet!! Truth be known Stype is infact the true regulator of this forum, they use Daggar (who did I mention is a little people?) as a front man to distract you with their warm and fuzzy 'welcome new citizen' approach...all the while using subliminal messaging to mindmeld with you, which as it always does, this mindmelding will then be used against you. Soon after they have taken hold of your brain you will likely find yourself wanting to praise and stroke their egos, donate funds to the "stangnet for kids with no social security number" campaigns and other cleverly designed plots....they will destroy you both financially and mentally as they tried with me.

You can determine if they have begun the 'mindmeld' by trying to remember if you did at any time see a "MONSTER JOB" pop up that prevented you from continuing onto your selected thread. If you've seen this popup or have any concears I recomend you RUN....RUN FOR YOUR LIVES...THEY'RE ALL CRAZY..NOT ME THOUGH I'M NOT CRAZY.......now that we have that settled, do you have any sticks or frizbies you'd like to throw...I could bring them back for ya...I can, I can....

MOST IMPORTANT REMEMBER...THEY'RE ALWAYS WATCHING US...
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welcome to the board, i'll be the latest one to arrive on this subject.. i joined when i was 14 (on my birthday in fact).. and have been around since.. watch daggar and DMAN.. there tricky bast***s.. he calls me assclown :nonono:
 
This is not the grammer a 13 year old uses.

You guys are getting owned.

I concur. Ive never seen a 13 teen year old, with grammer like that. Plus, the times Ive noticed he was online, do NOT co-inside with a normal teenager, being up very early in the morning, and posting in the days/ times, when a 13 should be in school. Just my imo.