ATT: Roofstype...

[DMAN302]

I am proclaiming you my new internet best friend...now I will be needing you to make me a sammich.

 

[bcd]

fix me a sammich too.:SNSign:

 

[Strype]

Would you guyz like pantz with that cause I'll have to call S&B if you don't


We have options here is the menu that I cooked up I hope you like it the kitchen is open...

Turkey Sammich w/ Pantz and Ketchup
PeanutButter, KumQuat and Grape Jelly Sammich w/ No shirt
MeatLoaf and Onion Sammich w/ Ketchup Shirt Optional (75 Cents Extra)
Ham and Snot w/ Germs


Can I take your order?

Oh and thanks for teh proclamation or however you spell that $10 word

 

[Daggar]

I would like a clam sandwich, pink taco, and maybe some hair pie for desert.

 

[J_Squared]

i found this sammich for ya, enjoy!

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[bcd]

poll:

would you call that

A. a hoogie
B. a sub
C. a sloppy joe
D. a turkey sammich
E. a lizzrd sammich w/ no pantz

 

[Strype]

i found this sammich for ya, enjoy!

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[Strype]

I'll take E for teh win-


Daggar you'll have to find your own pink taco... for some reason everytime I chase after them they slap the cuffs on me

 

[Daggar]

Dammit! Nobody ever carries what I like the way I like it.... Either there's too much mayo on the clam sammich, too much chunky salsa on the taco, or too much yeast in the pie crust! Whatever happened to "The customer is always right"???

 

[Strype]

Dammit! Nobody ever carries what I like the way I like it.... Either there's too much mayo on the clam sammich, too much chunky salsa on the taco, or too much yeast in the pie crust! Whatever happened to "The customer is always right"???

If you don't like what we serve go to the No Pantz place down teh road Mother *&^%$#!!!

 

[Daggar]

If you don't like what we serve go to the No Pantz place down teh road Mother *&^%$#!!!

I been down the road for your info, mofo. All they got is sausage, kielbasa, and beef franks. It's enough to make a man wanna go vegetarian! Except for maybe Sleeperstang. He likes that kinda stuff.

 

[WLDHRSE]

yall ir fugged up!

 

[bcd]

if you want i could shake you up a protein smoothie

 

[srothfuss]

Are we all still sitting on the couch?

 

[Strype]

Are we all still sitting on the couch?

Better question... is DMAN still behind the couch asleep?

 

[DMAN302]

**peeks out from behind couch with bag of chips**

 

[Strype]

There he is! Are you still hiding from the Midget Clowns from OuterSpace who have a mouth drawn like Jon Wayne Gacy and talk like Pennywise?

 

[srothfuss]

I'm still waiting for my "whine" to wrap up the front brakes on my Mustang.

:asks: pass the chips please

 

[FrankenStang]

*peeks in*

hmmm, that MeatLoaf and Onion Sammich w/ Ketchup Shirt Optional (75 Cents Extra) looks tasty...

 

[Strype]

If you think that's good you should try the Hump Day Special with whip cream

**Slaps forehead... innuendo again!**