Cheap 20HP mod LOL

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  1. MysteryMachine Active Member

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    LOL I like this (the part where it says 99% of vehicles do not have MAF sensors)





    Please read all Q&A before emailing us, most common asked questions are listed below, thanks.

    What year and model will this work on?

    It will work on all models (excluding turbos) from 1989 to present on vehicle listed above. Will not work on vehicles with MASS AIR FLOW(MAF) sensors. 99% of vehicles do not have MAF sensors.

    Will this void my warranty ???

    NO this will not void out most warranties. If you have a very strict underwriter on your warranty you can undo this mod in less than 5 minutes. You can even Re-Install later. This leaves no trace of any modification.

    Will this work with aftermarket intake?

    Yes, It will work with aftermarket intake as well as stock intake

    Does it increase or decrease my MPG?

    No, your gas mileage will be the same or only decrease 1 mpg.

    Will this hurt my car, motor, computer etc.???

    NO this will not hurt your car or have any negative effect on your motor, computer whatsoever. It is impossible to damage your engine with this mod... In Fact this mod will actually work with your car the way it is designed. Use premium fuel for best results
  3. The Green GT No 13 year olds are safe around me.

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    Believe it or not, one night when I got home REALLY **** faced I actually ordered one like that. And when I got it I didnt want to put it in but I enede up hooking it up to see if it actually did anything. I didnt feel ****. It actually felt slower.
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    hmmmmmmmm, you were drunk huh?:rlaugh: :lol:
  5. The Green GT No 13 year olds are safe around me.

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    Yea I tend to do dumb **** when im drunk incase you didnt notice from the "I burned my ass" thread.
  6. urban96 bubb rubb says:"woo woooooo"

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    didnt someone on here buy a vending machine off ebay when they were drunk?
  7. The Green GT No 13 year olds are safe around me.

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    LMAO. My dad bought like 4 calling card vending machines and never used them.
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    I've always wanted to buy like pinball machines and arcade games off there
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    I always wished you could buy slaves off ebay. When I first signed up, i tried selling a nasty looking booger on it but the auction was cancelled by the eBay monitor nazis.
  10. SeventyMach1 Keep it lubed .... keep it straight .... and keep

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    LMAO. There are some crazy things on eBay. I remember a while back .... someone was trying to sell their soul on eBay. I wonder if it sold, lol.
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    ya i remember some 30 year old(?) guy sold his virginity on there and I really do believe he got like 10 grand (maybe wrong)
    This radio station here (drew and Mike) called him up and just made fun of him for like 45 minutes. it was great
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    I saw sperm for sale on there once
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    oh oh and last night there was a 94 gt rolling on 20" spinners. It was Hawt Dawgs
  14. The Green GT No 13 year olds are safe around me.

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    Paperweights made of resin with poop from any animal you wanted. enought said.
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    HA Ha when I was little. I think it was my aunt, grand ma, and me stoped at a yard sale some Amish people were having. And I was checking out the molded figure things they had. I think there was a car and a bunch of other stuff. I was like thats cool I want one. Untill they told me they were made of **** LOL. Then I was still like thats cool that they can actually make something out of **** but its nasty they actually did it. Never seen them again but it was poo covered in clear resin i guess
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    when I was in High School this girl tried to sell her virginity when she turned 16, as that is the age of consent here, I think it was up to like 6k already, then ebay pulled the plug.
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    how much did you bid?

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