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Once Upon A Time..... in the Great Land there was a tremendous Tower knownst to the peoples as The Stangnet Server. This tower was soooooooo huge that it's very tops extended up past the clouds into the ethernet! When one day, for very dark, mysterious and evil reasons, something caused the Great Tower of The Stangnet Server to come crashing down. So great was the Tower and so powerful was its fall that the entire Great Land shook and trembled. (close to a 9.5 on the scale of Richter) So terrible was the shaking and trembling that The Closet Door splintered, it's pieces coming of their hinges and The Gutter's contents arose in an enormous wave and flooded into The Closet flushing it's contents and occupants out upon the Great Land. In the aftermath, The Great Big Blue Fuzzy Closet Monster wandered lost and dazed looking for his La-Z-Boy, only to find olde tales known as "threads", that had once been kept beneath his chair, washed out upon the Great Land. Unfortunately only the more aged threads were sturdy enough to survive the cataclysm, many of the newer ones were destroyed and lost forever.........The End!...[/BBFCM Story-telling Mode]
and his weight............
