It's 11:11 PM as I type this, after midnight in the first two time-zones of this Country; I can't believe this particular thread hasn't been started yet! MerryChristmas,Everybody!!!!
Hey StDr., what did you do with the shovel....? We've got mountains of reindeer poo all over the Closet. And some fatman in a red suit left cookie crumbs and knocked over a glass of milk in the den.
So sayeth the guy who so toroughly trashed Amsterdam's two leading industries tht they're being shut down! Besides which, I saw you scraping the chocolate chip pieces outta your Fu And furthermore, I don't know where the cookies and milk came from; like any good 'neck, I left him beer and pork rinds!
B-u-u-u-u-u-r-r-r-p-p!!! oh, the beer and pork rinds were for SANTA???? I'm guessing one of our scantily clad Jacuzzi Jezebels must have brought the milk and cookies for the ol' goat.........