Howdy!.....what's everyone been up to? Is this still a mustang forum/retirement home? Who's up for some shuffleboard and Strawberry Daquiris?
Where have you been? We haven't had anybody to kick around in so long, my knee is getting stiff Wait a minute, did you go down to San Antonio anytime recently??? 1/2NK swore she saw a Planters' "Mr Peanut" weaving back and forth in a Volkswagen headed east in the westbound lane of the freeway last week...... C'mon, you can tell us - that was you, right? Oh, by the way; the bar next to the Jacuzzi is doing a little "redneck retro" night (Fuzzy put something in the blender - some kinda lump covered in Por-15 - and now it's broken), so no Daiquiris or Margaritas. How's about a nice Jack & Coke? Beam & Seven? Can't go wrong with a Velvet & Water!
Oh sure, blame me for breaking the blender! If you had just bought the one I recommended, we wouldn't be in this predicament, but Noooooooooooooooo! you said, jet fuel is tooooooo expensive you said...........goddamnwhippersnapper!
Hey now, I wasn't the one who put that lump of whatever in there! Come to think of it, didn't you POR-15 that petrified mouse that you found in the brake drum of Sally's new rear axle? I thought you were gonna mount that on a plaque to give to Realmongo? Was that what you stuck in the blender? Why? You know we were gonna need it for that party with the girls this weekend! Oh, never mind - pass me back that bottle of Jim Beam and let's get on with kicking the Peanut-boy around
Sorry Jimmy, I don't have your Jimmy! I thought that lump was Peanut-boy? I didn't POR15 the mouse, fact of the matter is, I don't know where he got off too! Just what I needed, a dead mouse infesting my house! Good thing I work nights at the Nursing Home, but I am STILL wary of things that go "BUMP" in the night! TRUST me on that....if something goes "BUMP" in the night, it is NOT a good thing..................
Ok, now I can forgive alot of things but not having daquaris or margaritas in the gutter bar is WAY out of line. You know forgeting what you did with the por-15'ed mouse carcass is a good sign of old age. Hey Felix.. buy Oscar a new blender....or are you Oscar?
Ever hear of BYOB!?!? Never did get around to POR15-ing Mickey, I think his cousin's spirited him away to the mousey graveyard.............. Uhhhh, unfortunately no.....it happens all to frequently........
NO! No! Nonononononononononononononononononononononononononono! Mickey DID NOT get POR15'd! He just up and vanished one night...........come to think of it, I did hear some strange noises coming from the basement, like the rustling of little mousey robes and little mousey voices chanting incantations..........I just let them be, I didn't want to give them the excuse to resort to human sacrifices!
Oh great...now the closet is infested with a cult of egyptian chanting mice....time to setout the traps
