Stupid Girl

Discussion in 'Fox 5.0 Talk' started by Strype, Nov 30, 2006.

  1. Strype Cuthbert catcher

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    :nonono: I'm dumbfounded.


    So the traffic light turns green and what do I see? Yep! That's right! An idiot girl driving down the wrong side of the road towards the intersection I'd just crossed. :bs:

    Wouldn't have been so bad... Until she started backing up and jumped a curb. So I laughed. I think the other 2 drivers behind me did too. I think anyone would have laughed.

    Wouldn't have been worse until she finally made it over the curb and back out to where she was somehow :scratch: and then backed into another smaller intersection and stopped. So me and the other 2 cars start to go...

    Then without looking she hit the gas and almost hit me. Cut me staight off! :fuss:
    She came within about a foot of hitting the 01 GT. So I hit the gas and run up next to her as she's pulling in somewhere and she's LAUGHING about it!!! :chair:

    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! :bang:

    So I was like "LEARN" and before I could say "how to drive &^%$# &^% *&^%$# *&^%$#@ stupid &^^ &^%$#!!! She turns quickly.

    The funny part is, I'm so dumbfounded that she's so dumbfounded that I can't even be angry. Whatta maroon!

    Here is a graphical representation of she and I. Green car with "S" is Strype. Blue car with "D" is for Dip$%^&.


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  2. 90 New Member

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    wow.... what a moron!
  3. stykthyn Commander of the snuggie cultists

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    if you werent so angry at her you should have followed her to her house. I am sure any girl that dumb is bound to be easy. kinda like kelly bundy from married with children.
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    She was not for my taste. :nonono:
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    LOL girl drivers suck.
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    was she hot at least
  7. Strype Cuthbert catcher

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    In a word...

    NO :(
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    was she a fat chick ?
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    then i woulda flung something outta my car at her... and i dont mean "my" something, but a random object.. pepsi bottle, 3 pounds of meth, ya know, whatever you could get your hands on at the time.
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    Which is funny. Normally I would have flung my 3 lbs of meth at her but for some reason I was just like... in awe of how stupid she must have been :shrug:
  12. SPEEDYLIFSAVR Founding Member

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    nice diagram , I feel almost as though I was really there .
  13. Strype Cuthbert catcher

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    It's all in the wrist really :)
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    I see a possible future as a Forensic Accident Investigator....anyone else see it too??:rlaugh:
  15. Strype Cuthbert catcher

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    :lol:
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    Just lookin' out for ya Bro'!!!:rlaugh:
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    Strype I think this one may require some stuffed animal assistance. We havent had one in a very long time :SNSign:
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    I was thinking that too. I kinda have the hots for that frog of his.
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    Look out Strype....Frankie has the hots for your FROG...:D
  20. Strype Cuthbert catcher

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    Hmmm... If I have time tonight I might have to act this one out. It's supposed to be storming though :)

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