US Navy Catch & Release

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  1. 68rustang Active Member

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    US Navy Releases Terrorist

    The US Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Quaeda terrorist after questioning him extensively for 27 days while being held prisoner aboard a US aircraft carrier in the Arabian Sea. In a humanitarian gesture, the terrorist was given $50 US and a white 1962 Ford Fairlane automobile upon being released from custody. The attached photo shows the terrorist on his way home just after being released by the Navy.

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    68rustang, Apr 7, 2005
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    Only the Navy could find such a poor use for a classic car. Should have given him a Honda.
    skywalker, Apr 7, 2005
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    Why waste a Honda on him? I'd just strap the catapult to his bunghole and launch him off the bow! Go to Allah via the Fast Lane! :flag:
    slepe67, Apr 12, 2005
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    'Cause that cat would rip right through him and leave a big mess on the flight deck for the chain monkeys to clean up. Not to mention the mess will **** the hell out of the Captain.
    skywalker, Apr 12, 2005
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