Who would win?

OK, if a monkey and a small martian were to have a wrestling match who would win, and why.

What kind of monkey? These things are important.

where is the martian from, where is the monkey from.

give us a better idea of the background of this heavy lightweights.

The monkey would win. No one can take having poo thrown at them.

I say the monkey would win. They are very strong to begin with. Mars has a lower gravity than we do, so it's not likely the Martian would be very strong here.

Now if they cheat, that's another story. The monkey would throw crap in the martians face, then eat it. The martian would blow the moneys nuts off under the table with his ray gun. Hard to say who'd break concentration first.

Thank god you ended that sentence with, "...with his ray gun," because the first part had me worried...

Whoa! Hey now lets stay on subject.

If the martian is like Marvin the Martion from the old Loonytoons I would have to place my bet with him. But more Background info is needed to make a clear disicion.

If the monkey is a trunk monkey, I'll lay odds with him. Nothing beats a trunk monkey.

http://www.trunkmonkey.com/content/view/28/51/

What kind of Mods does the Martian have.

the Martian mods are: stickers, neon lights, fart can, universal wing/spoiler
so you know he is stronger and faster than when he was stock, this might help you decide who will win

and the monkey had a "shot" of steriods right???? maybe a tail delete????

Monkey all the way

If I was a betting man, I would pick a monkey with a tire iron, but on the other hand if the martian had some borg implants then you could include the collective as a hole. You need to be more specific. Please detail out the complete regulations of the match.

OK guys, here are some more details.
The monkey and the martian are about the same size. Think in the realm of an Organ Grinder style monkey (Caputian?)



and your standard little green man



There are no weapons allowed (futuristic or biological). It would take a 10 second pin down or a tap out to win

I believe that particular little green man. Could snap his fingers and have pretty much anything.

Those damn aliens have that mind-control hypnosis thing going on...obviously the advantage is to the alien at that point.

I protest the use of armor on the Martian...this is totally against standard (non-WWF) wrestling format and this was represented as a standard wrestling match at the beginning......if he can wear that pointy helmet, then the monkey should also get a good-quality tinfoil-lined hat to block out the mind-control brainwaves...then, due to the natural agility and more primal aspects (i.e., good old-fashioned biting, not to be advocated but also something those aliens have coming to them) , my money is on the monkey.....because really, WHO can root for one of those stinking aliens anyawy?! The monkey's just more,....well....American!!

You guys are out of control



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