Words of Wisdom

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  1. Caldwell New Member

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    Alright, I was just curious the different sayings and phrases we all have that are good to live by...
    so I thought this would be a good time to share.

    I have one myself, I made this one up, so bare with me:
    They are definitely words of wisdom.


    "Liquor will help you dick her, quicker."


    please share :D
    Caldwell, Apr 30, 2005
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  2. xr8d302 I bought a 27" monitor to compensate for my lack o

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    :lol:
    xr8d302, Apr 30, 2005
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  3. OrangeMustangGt Founding Member

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    :cheers:
    OrangeMustangGt, May 1, 2005
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  4. 95riosnake Member

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    A couple quotes (not really words of wisdom though) from my former boss in construction:

    "That's the way Jesus would do it."

    "You could f*** a fat **** on that!"


    and my favorite quote currently:

    "Speed kills, drive a Chevy and live forever."
    95riosnake, May 1, 2005
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  5. xr8d302 I bought a 27" monitor to compensate for my lack o

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    I've always learned this from the military:

    "Never stick your finger anywhere you wouldn't stick your dick."
    xr8d302, May 1, 2005
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  6. 1105 I AM the random post master...bow down

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    :rlaugh: thoes are some good ones.
    1105, May 1, 2005
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  7. Killercanary The car that set the bar.

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    "Reputations are built on what you have done, not what you've planned to do..."


    I always liked that one as it applies to so many things.
    Killercanary, May 1, 2005
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  8. sociopath5.0 New Member

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    If floats, flies, or f u c k s, RENT IT. Its cheaper.

    If it has tits or wheels, its gonna give you problems sooner or later.
    sociopath5.0, May 1, 2005
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  9. Caldwell New Member

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    yeah that's true.

    "ass will come and go, friends will lasst a lifetime."
    Caldwell, May 1, 2005
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  10. Iggyshane New Member

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    "We know what we are, but know not what we may be." - William Shakespeare

    Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that SOMEONE else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
    Iggyshane, May 1, 2005
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  11. BlueOvalStangGT New Member

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    Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
    --Swami X

    "Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol."
    NF Simpson.

    My motto:

    "If all else fails, punch someone in the face"- Kevin Rayne
    BlueOvalStangGT, May 1, 2005
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  12. super302 I'd do anything for free Bapples

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    "If the world was a girl, i'd stick my dick in the ground, F--K the world" :D :D

    not exactly a "words of wisdom" but i thought it was cool
    super302, May 1, 2005
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  13. Iggyshane New Member

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    "If you can turn, your not going fast enough."
    Iggyshane, May 1, 2005
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  14. wytstang Advanced Member

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    Don't chit were you sleep.

    Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

    I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
    wytstang, May 2, 2005
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  15. WhiteStallionGT New Member

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    lol, did you get that from my sig.

    Anyways, I don't have any quotes, I suck.
    WhiteStallionGT, May 2, 2005
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  16. 94gts New Member

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    serious-"doin what i can with what i got"


    not serious-"fuuuuck it
    94gts, May 2, 2005
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  17. Caldwell New Member

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    "If life has given you lemons, you should make lemonade.
    And find someone who's life has given them vodka,
    and have a party."

    - Ron White

    :cool:
    Caldwell, May 2, 2005
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  18. wytstang Advanced Member

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    "Never take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive"

    -Van Wilder (best movie ever)
    wytstang, May 2, 2005
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    Couple of my own:

    "Sometimes the best form of birth control is observation".
    (used whenever there are screaming kids at public places)

    "They say you should take life 'with a grain of salt'. I prefer to follow that with a shot of tequila and a lime. . . "
    (always useful)

    "No good stories ever came from using good judgement."
    (This one has definitely held true)
    illwood, May 2, 2005
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  20. kristopher New Member

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    "Im all over that like a fat kid on cotton candy"
    kristopher, May 2, 2005
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