Alright, I was just curious the different sayings and phrases we all have that are good to live by... so I thought this would be a good time to share. I have one myself, I made this one up, so bare with me: They are definitely words of wisdom. "Liquor will help you dick her, quicker." please share
A couple quotes (not really words of wisdom though) from my former boss in construction: "That's the way Jesus would do it." "You could f*** a fat **** on that!" and my favorite quote currently: "Speed kills, drive a Chevy and live forever."
I've always learned this from the military: "Never stick your finger anywhere you wouldn't stick your dick."
"Reputations are built on what you have done, not what you've planned to do..." I always liked that one as it applies to so many things.
If floats, flies, or f u c k s, RENT IT. Its cheaper. If it has tits or wheels, its gonna give you problems sooner or later.
"We know what we are, but know not what we may be." - William Shakespeare Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that SOMEONE else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. --Swami X "Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol." NF Simpson. My motto: "If all else fails, punch someone in the face"- Kevin Rayne
"If the world was a girl, i'd stick my dick in the ground, F--K the world" not exactly a "words of wisdom" but i thought it was cool
Don't chit were you sleep. Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love . I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
"If life has given you lemons, you should make lemonade. And find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party." - Ron White
Couple of my own: "Sometimes the best form of birth control is observation". (used whenever there are screaming kids at public places) "They say you should take life 'with a grain of salt'. I prefer to follow that with a shot of tequila and a lime. . . " (always useful) "No good stories ever came from using good judgement." (This one has definitely held true)
