What hidden **** have you found in your used Mustang

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mine had a sticker that said "josie ****in rocks my world" right ablove my rear window right next to my headliner.. and a whole bunch of metal cd's in the broken cd changer in the trunk... dealer said that "an old ASE ford mechanic owned the car before me"... BULLSHI1T!!!!"
 
The only thing I found in my 04 was a bucnch of stupid blue neon lights and a big steak knife under the seat. no blood tho.:notnice: I kinda wish they would of left a steak.:nice: But in my old car i found a bunch of porno mags!:nice: :nice: :nice: I bought it off some old guy that lives by me.
 
Open packs you mean? Unwrapped sounds like "used" to me ... :eek:


In my truck, I found some crazy thick wires that ran from the engine bay, under the frame .. hell, it was everywhere. Finally, I found the end which was a huge bundle of wire ... I think it was for a wench or something but I really have no idea. It said like "gas/oil/fire proof" on it. :shrug:


On a different note sort of ... when I worked at a Chevy dealership we had a customer bring a new car that had a "rattling" sound in the trunk. Long story short, it turned out to be a beer bottle inside of the rear quarterpanel with a note attached "I bet it took you forever to find this ****" ... Some angry assembly line worker or somethin' ... I thought it was funny


Ive heard that story years and years ago. Urban legend
 
when I traded in my old car, mercury sable, I forgot to take out my home made porno that I had stashed into the side of the trunk. I didnt remember this until a few months after I had traded it in. I just hope they dont know me somehow.
 
I know of another good story.

A very wealthy customer of mine had a thing for 18 wheeler trucks. So for his 50th birthday his wife bought him a used freightliner. The only problem with the truck was the driver window would not go up and down. He started to investigate by taking off the door panel and when he got it off there was a note that said "Good Luck".

Thinking nothing of it he continued to work on the problem. When he got the liner off of the door there was another note saying "This is as far as I got".

The window was air powered and run off of the air brake system. As far as I know the window has never been fixed and he could not get it working. :owned: :bang:

Oh if these cars could talk!
 
when I bought my car the guy said nothing about anything that was done to the car, when I was driving it home from dallas I knew the car sounded really good for it to just be stock. When I got home it had bassani x-pipe and headers!

A tupac CD in the cd player. (helped for the ride home)

When I was installing my alarm and remote start I pulled the middle console out and found all kinds of lubes (not for the car, but for yourself and/or a lady friend) and tons of condoms along with business cards with his name on it showing he worked for some **** company.

Im not going to lie.. my car has seen some ass in its day. :rlaugh:
 
when I bought my car the guy said nothing about anything that was done to the car, when I was driving it home from dallas I knew the car sounded really good for it to just be stock. When I got home it had bassani x-pipe and headers!

A tupac CD in the cd player. (helped for the ride home)

When I was installing my alarm and remote start I pulled the middle console out and found all kinds of lubes (not for the car, but for yourself and/or a lady friend) and tones of condoms along with business cards with his name on it showing he worked for some **** company.

Im not going to lie.. my car has seen some ass in its day. :rlaugh:

What was the guy's name? Do you remember? And when you say that he worked for a **** company, do you mean that he was a movie director or a **** actor? Please fill us in on the details.
 
When I got rid of my '03 GT I left a note stating what mods there were (more accurately what was left after savenging). I also left in a Superchips Max Micro Tuner because it has VIN locked to the car, and I had no intention of owning a Mustang ever again (that turned out to be false). I also had a box with some stock parts in it. I put a note on it saying do not throw this stuff away, it goes with the car. What does the dealership do? Call and tell me to get my crap outta of car, and when I tell them it goes with the car, they throw it away. I tried to get it back, but by the time I got there it was already headed to the dump.....so in a dump near Austin, Texas there are some fresh 3.27 gears with 10,000 miles on them, a Superchips tuner, and probably some stock pulley's. Why didn't I keep the gears?
 
Shortly after I bought my 85 GT (2003), I saw something in one
of the A/C vents. I pulled over to look at it more closely. It
turned out to be a pack of JOB cigarette rolling papers. Still
in there to this day because apparently it is "sliding" around
in the ducts and I can't get to it.
I also found some seeds and stems wedged in in the seat extension.
Other than that, just some spare change. :rolleyes:
 
Nothing too interesting for me either just some old college id's and a couple strips of the negatives from some old pictures... It's kinda cool to get a look at the person you bought you car from when their not trying to sell the car.