No, I didn't die, I've just been very tied up lately, soooo here is the rest of the story. Once I had an afternoon break from the monsoon season where I could get back to the car, I decided not to cut anything else and see if I could drop the dash enough to access the heater core through the amount of opening I had i.e. the piece that was already broken / cut from when the guy did this for me years ago and the amount I had removed below this. Long story short, I still hate whomever engineered this set-up, but now I dislike the manual-writing guys also. This is not a 7-8 hour repair (as the chorus in the background says "I told you so"). If you are in any form or fashion mechanically inclined and know how to improvise your tools (or just already have the perfect ones to fit everything) then you can remove the console and drop the dash in, oh, maybe an hour without rushing too much. I did use a pair of vise grips and a (trying to remember) 9/32 small socket to remove the dash top screws, between the glass and the dash top (and yes that little one in the middle
can hold up the entire dash
). Oh, and have that stub Phillips head screwdriver handy as well. The other funky bolt would be the one you access after dropping the steering column. My manual was a little vague there, and I didn't see it the first evening in the dying light, but found it far back in there the next day (10 mm deep socket with extension helps).
Now, here is where my repair did go much more quickly than others: because I could access the heater core with some of the front of the box housing removed and about half the lid (up to just before it tucks under windshield surround area) removed, I could hold the dash down and slide the old heater core out very easily. It is not necessary to drop the heater / evaporator unit (with all the ensuing issues), just bite the bullet and cut or break the stupid box lid and save precious moments of your life for more worthwhile pursuits...really, no one will ever see this and if they do, they are changing the heater core and will thank you later. Now, to install the new one I ran into a couple of learning curves: the "sticky tape" (looks like a tar fruit roll-up with roofing shingle specks in it) I used to line the heater core box housing to rest / cushion the new core on likes to stick to your fingers instead of the box (plastic, go figure), so leave the white tape paper on and apply pressure along this. Also, I used a razor to cut it into thin strips to fit the box dimensions. The core; however, grabbed unto the strip I put on the passenger side bottom and proceeded to ball-up, obviously sticking the core right there. I just left that side off and it slid into position up to the firewall opening. Great...except I had left the little rubber protective end caps on the new core and they will not go through the opening. Third times the charm, and it slid right through and seated perfectly. Also, the heater flapper door control arm needs to be held down to keep it from ripping a hole in the bottom of your new core. I simply pushed it down and tied a string around the end and tied the other end off to the brace on the front of the assembly. I cut a piece of flat, black heavy plastic that came off of who knows what that my dad had made into an ice scraper (or maybe it already was one?) out in his garage and rat tail filed this to fit in the hole the guy left when he replace the core years ago. Yes, there were still some little gaps, but these filled in easily when I siliconed the piece I cut off the front and the lid top back onto the housing. Yes, it had (umm, still has just faintly when you first activate the fan) a little silicone odor for a few days, but that’s a heck of an improvement over the anti-freeze stink (silicone = the sweet smell of success
).
On the firewall side (under the hood) I had to come up with something to block the hole off (removed most of the old silicone blob in the removal of the old core). I cut a piece of black plastic flower bed edging (the flexible stuff that comes in 20 foot rolls) to fit the opening and cut two holes in this to fit the inlet / outlet necks through. I built up a good surrounding of black silicone (filling up the area pretty much), and then put the plastic piece (after the silicone had cured about ten minutes) on which even gave it a very finished off look, and sealed up nicely.
In all actuality, the two single items that took me the longest were: disconnecting the heater core lines under the hood (man were they ever on there!), and, embarrassingly enough, getting the stupid glove box back on to my satisfaction. Apparently, as I was removing things, I didn’t notice a minute difference in these two screws (first two I removed on the whole repair, last two to go back on) and I had heck getting the two screws I had left (that’s right, no left overs) to fit (a hair to large). I found one of them holding the dash pad on, but just made the other one work, but still it was just stupid how I couldn’t get the thing shut the way I wanted.
Are you still awake? Figured most folks would have quit reading long before this, hope not though as I feel the couple of tips I have imparted here will help someone. Now, when I have to replace this heater core (it’s a Ford folks, you know I will…well that and I‘ll never sell her…) I should be able to do it in record time because I can easily take the lid and front off my heater core box for easy access.