A dog ate my homework

[WLDHRSE]

You guys will get a kick out of this.....

One of my guys called out this morning. Reason? Said his cat walked across his waterbed and poked a bunch of holes in it.

Now that's creative.

But what really made this story hilarious is at the begining, dude said he could here a drip and the carpet was soaked. At the end of the story he said it's a good thing he had the secondary liner or everything would have gotten wet.

Cliff

 

[bcd]

i used the my sister ate my homework excuse once

 

[grey5.0beast]

My dog actually ate my homework. We had to make a food for international day at school and he ate my damn empanadas.

 

[Strype]

Now that's creative. I'd like to see a cat go thru a water bed by simply walking across it

I give him an A+ for effort and creativity.

 

[Flavadave4]

he should have been straight up with you and said i dont feel like getting my lazy @$$ out of my comfy waterbed, so i am going to stay home and play x-box with the kids

 

[Kabuki_notch]

about 7yrs ago when I was in highschool I skipped school to wait in line for tickets for a movie, the next day my teacher asked where I was I said home sick, she goes "I dont think so I saw you on tv" man i got so owned in the middle of class.

 

[DeVus1]

I suppose if there were no sheets or comforters on the bed that could happen. Pets are great scapegoats.

 

[Woodrow]

I woulda said I ran over my wifes cat so I will be out finding a replacement before my wife kills me