A Small Poem

Discussion in '1979 - 1995 (Fox, SN95.0, & 2.3L) -General/Talk-' started by toadstang, Dec 3, 2003.

  1. Due to my little problem (http://forums.stangnet.com/showthread.php?t=398458) I decided to bring back a small poem I learned and redo it to match my situation

    Oil
    Oil
    Everywhere
    And not a drop in my pan...

    EDIT: Boredom brings these things about.
     
  2. god bless america :flag:

    matthew
     

  3. Bravo :banana:
     
  4. Ah, the girlfriend follows me everywhere. :rlaugh:
     
  5. :bs:

    You TOLD me to join!
     
  6. But you don't even have your stang yet. :D
     
  7. WHY ALL THE SUDDEN DO I FEEL LIKE THIS BECAME A MARRIED COUPLES THREAD? ;O) SORRY BOUT THE CAPS, SOMETHING ABOUT WRITTING LIKE THIS MAKES ME IMPORTANT....VERY IMPORTANT :p
     

  8. Oh, but you are important. Very important.

    and to Toadstang: I OWN the mustang, it's just... across the counrty. For now.
     
  9. I wish my girl would drive a mustang AND join the boards!
     
  10. I just wanted feel the "bump an old thread" tingling in my peen. This is the oldest one I could find.

    :that is all:
     
  11. Party like it's almost 2004!
     
  12. Here is my poem for you:

    There was an old man, that bought an old car.

    I don't know why he bought that old car, maybe he'll die.

    The End.
     
  13. :rock:This thread rocks
     
  14. There was an old man who bought an old fox, that looked like a box and he put it on blocks.
    I don't know why he bought an old fox, his head must have rocks, for brains he's got not.
    The work is a pain, his muscles are strained,.. his bank account drained.

    He bought an old car so he could go far, he bought an old fox and I'll never know why,...
    Maybe I'll die.

    The end. II
     
  15. Of all my favorite things to do,
    The utmost is to have a brew.
    My love grows for my foamy friend,
    With each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
    Beer's so frothy, smooth and cold--
    It's paradise--pure liquid gold.
    Yes, beer means many things to me...
    That's all for now, I gotta pee!
     
  16. Another Irish saying:

    There are many good reasons for drinking, One has just entered my head, If a man doesn't drink when he's living, How the hell can he drink when he's dead. :)
     
  17. Just spent last weekend in Nashville. Walked by a bar that had a sign in front of it:

    "Alcohol. Cause there are no good stories that start with salad"
     
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  19. I have no witty poem or rhyme so I'll let Toby sing what you're poem made me think of!


    View: http://youtu.be/BKZqGJONH68

    Red solo cup is cheap and disposable and
    In 14 years they are decomposable
    and unlike my home they are not foreclosable
    FreddyMac can kiss my ASS, Woo!