Definition of Guts vs Balls

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  1. badstang123 New Member

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    I was reading this thing online and thought it was kind of funny. I thought you guys might too.

    We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
    "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
    "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"
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    :rlaugh: :lol: :SNSign:
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    thats just wrong but funny :lol:

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