While I was driving down Columbus Road the other day (goinga little faster than I should have been) I passed over a bridge only to see a cop on the other side with a radargun laying in wait.The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and withthat classic patronizing smirk we all know about, asked "what's your hurry?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work." To which he asked, "What do you do?" "I'm a Rectum Stretcher," I responded. The cop was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to 2 fingers, then 3, then 4, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet." Then the cop asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot a**hole?" To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ..." Traffic ticket: $95.00 Court costs: $45.00 Look on cop's face ... Priceless Not really me but a funny story none the less
I was reading your post which made me think of this email I got the other day. Could you imagine being able to say that to a cop
