Yep, you read right! I am in Toulouse France and Amsterdam through Friday morning on a business trip. Lamps for the European Space Agency. I can tell you one thing, FRENCH DRIVERS are INSANE!!!!!!! The architecture is beautiful though.... We are driving a small turbo-deisel by Renault, 5-speed and very peppy. SMALL!!!! No SUV's or other American anaomolies, and no one driving with a $$%$%$ cell phone stuck in thier ear. I'll post later in the trip! Messuer Chepsk8
[que proper british accent] oh oh ohhh, arent we having fun, lollygagging about in france and amsterdam. and you didnt think to bring your friends alone did you? arent we special![turn off accent] hope you are having fun, and dont do too many drugs, legal or otherwise. i know how you americans get when you are overseas
Guess who's behind us? It's name is Herschel, and it's a real space satellite, ready to test. We have been at ESA, and the technology is fascinating! Now to have a real strong Dutch beer
You might as well stay in Europe for the next four years, you'll be better off! Anyone wants me I'll be hiding in the deepest, darkest corner of the Closet, drinking heavily, sharpening my knives and cleaning my guns. Oh, BTW.....The Closet door is deadbolted and barricaded from the inside, so if you knock you'd better know the password or..... Glad I stocked up on enough food and water to last me a decade.
I see our intensive lobbying efforts have been successful and you have been deported overseas to raise hell on European highways!
amnit: Dammit 'mongo, he wasn't supposed to know about our lobbying efforts! Why the hell do you think we had his job "ASK" him to go to Europe!!!
MONGO!!!!! ...geese.....i thought you were schooled better than that... well if we get rid of it now...and all pool our money.....we can give a resettlement bonus for him...so he STAYS over there... lol
amsterdam eh? well just stay out of those opium bars....marijuana bars are ok i guess...i mean hell it IS legal so why the hell not. might make you forget about turn 9 for a while...DOH.
Just spent a day walking all over rthe city! Here's some of the fun! Yes, we strolled through the red light district, and saw the "ladies" in the windows! Neat old city! And we even went to the Vincent Van Goh Museum for culture, had lunch in a pub, and dranke Capuccino in a cafe! Culture!!!!
thats it mongo, turn in your classic talk membership card, you are banned from here until we can figure out what to do with you. i figure if we can get the company to hire deanna, and send her over there as well we can take our jot rides in cobrask8 before we sell it.
i would suggest sending her over to russia or china, but i dont want to make relations worse with them.
Nah, our luck she'll come back as some kind of a Mossad ninja-cyber-sleeper-agent. Sorry, Dee, but with your hair and facial features and wickedly bent mindset; those Israeli's would be after you like hounds on a wounded rabbit. Hmmmmmm, waitaminute...... that whole Mossad nija-cyber-yadayadayada gig could be useful over the next 4 years! Nah, never mind; if Dan can't get the FFR shipped over there; Dee would never be stealthy enough. I just don't see anybody "sneaking around stealthily" in Cobrask8!
