HELP! LS1 guys are talking trash!

[stangsalwayswin]

Ok I have a buddy with a trans am and one with a camaro. They sent me a message this morning that said
MUSTANG =
Must
Use
Supercharger or
Turbo
Against
N/a
Gm!
We can not have this, so if anyone can think of any comebacks please post them!

 

[stangsalwayswin]

ok I was told

Can
Always
Make
A
Racetrack
Oily

But we can do better than this!

 

[cenok is family]

GM = Ghey Motors.

nuff said.

 

[dans89lx]

chevrolet

Can
Hear
Every
Valve
Rattle
On
Light
Everyday
Trips

 

[cenok is family]

Camaro

Cut-offs
And
Mullets
Are
Required to
Operate

Trans Am

The
Ratty
And
Nasty
Smelling

American
Muscle car

 

[theanswer3]

I got nothing for gm but CHEVROLET
Cracked
Heads
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Engine
Ticks

oh and bowties are for little boys

 

[302RollinHard]

Here's a whole thread on the subject.......
http://forums.stangnet.com/showthread.php?t=681315
Post 27 reads as follows--courtesy of yours truly.
"Camaro is a derivation of the Slavic 'Cama' meaning "sucks" and the Japanese 'ro' meaning "wang". It is a multifaceted word with many uses. It can be used as a noun, or even a verb. For example, as a noun---"Look at the mullet on that dude that just got out of that Camaro." Or a verb "Excuse me, where is the restroom? I am about to Camaro my pants." The Camaro has also been used by police for criminal profiling in their war against methamphetamines. They have a specialized checklist--white dude, check; mullet, check; rusty brown 6 cylinder camaro, check; It is like shooting fish in a barrel."

 

[302RollinHard]

Oh, and only girly men need a bowtie prove their manhood.

 

[stykthyn]

I smell a troll

 

[302RollinHard]

yeah really......it is only a matter of time before we get one if the original poster isn't one......

 

[justabigkid]

chevrolet
can hear every valve rocker or lifter eraticaly tapping.

GM
general maintance

IROC
I'm a Retard Out Cruisin
or
Italian Retard Out Cruisin

I have heard them all because I also own 1992 Z28 along with my mustang.

 

[MustangOwner]

C - Cheap
A - American
M - Made
A - And
R - R
O - overpriced

P - Poor
O - Old
N - negga
T - thinks
I - Its
A - A
C - Caddy

 

[SVT32VDOHC]

Tell him to stick it up his oops can't say that!!

LS1 guys have disappeared around hear.....

Except for the old guy in the SS I smoked when I had my Lightning

Or the middle aged guy I smoked in the WS6 3 times on the freeway and once from a light in my Cobra on Saturday morning.

 

[Strype]

D+

Still failing

 

[Strype]

Here's a whole thread on the subject.......
http://forums.stangnet.com/showthread.php?t=681315

Where did Chevy come up with the name "Camaro"

jason

I actually made the "Step Out" of asking a mexican guy that one time when I worked at Sears... He said it wasn't Spanish

I forgot about this-

 

[87foxstang]

i forgot where i heard this one but its completely random but funny at the same time.

Crappy
American
Mullet
Assisting
Road
Otter

 

[1SLO306]

P - Poor
O - Old
N - negga
T - thinks
I - Its
A - A
C - Caddy

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I challenge you to a dual! First one to travel down the 1320 wins!

 

[grey5.0beast]

I'll race you....

 

[cervinistang]

(gets on bike)

 

[cenok is family]

I'll race you....