Mrs StDr tells me you were called away (saved?) from the "Old Folks Dinner" at Olive Garden because a couple of your Ft Bragg buddies needed help installing a lowering kit, 28" bling-bling "wagon wheels" and rubber-band tires on an ESCALADE!!! Fart cans to come later? My, my, my..... And here I thought I raised you better......
kids these days, man i tell ya. my best friends boy was raised on mopars, he drives what?.....a nissan sentra with 17" wheels and 205/40-17 tires, with LEDS every where and i mean everywhere even under the door handles 2 on each handle and since it's a 4 door that's a lot of LED's in just the door handles not to mention everywhere else. the damn thing looks like a UFO hovering about 2 feet off the ground anytime he drives it.
Look at D! She drives a Honda! At least it's not blinged! (It does have stripes now....) (Though I did buy it for her for $100. Gotta keep my name!)