Got pulled over for speeding the other day...

Discussion in '1965 - 1973 Classic Mustangs -General/Talk-' started by 68rustang, Mar 30, 2004.

  1. While I was driving down Columbus Road the other day (goinga little
    faster than I should have been) I passed over a
    bridge only to see a cop on the other side with a radargun laying in
    wait.The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and withthat
    classic patronizing smirk we all know about, asked
    "what's your hurry?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work." To
    which he asked, "What do you do?"
    "I'm a Rectum Stretcher," I responded.
    The cop was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And
    just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
    "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way
    up to 2 fingers, then 3, then 4, then with my whole hand in I work
    side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
    surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."
    Then the cop asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do
    you do with a six-foot a**hole?"
    To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him
    behind a bridge ..."

    Traffic ticket: $95.00
    Court costs: $45.00
    Look on cop's face ... Priceless

    Not really me but a funny story none the less :)
  2. The big rectums in California write tickets for NOT speeding, just ask Oz!
  3. I have GOT to remember this story, next time I feel the need to visit California. :D :lol: :rlaugh:
  4. I was reading your post which made me think of this email I got the other day. Could you imagine being able to say that to a cop :)