HAHA serious ownage on a civic forum

[mob]

My buddy showed me this

Ricers story
http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=1452300



Original story
http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=1449976

Notice how he didnt even take the time to edit that his back end went 3inches left, and he was chirping the tires at 5500rpm! OWNED

 

[grey5.0beast]

haha what a dumbass

"I hope you get raped by Gene Simmons and he pumps every **** rotting, ball cramping, flesh melting STD known to man in your gaping cum recepticle of an ass and you die a hidieously slow and painful death in your mothers arms whom we will then proceed to burn alive for engaging in intercourse with your dad who is most likely now a transexual. That is all. "



hmmm.... scary

 

[Roland69]

So we pull out of work and we We go to a light near by and I reach over to my CD player and put on Joe Budden "pump it up"(that actaully does get me pumped)

 

[Aaron]

HAHAHAH

"5.7K rpm I shift into 2nd my Srixons chirp and my rear end whines as the tail of the car goes about 3 inches left. "

That has GOT to be the funniest thing I've seen in a while...

 

[Roland69]

ha and then I find out he copied it from another post lol

 

[grey5.0beast]

lol

 

[fivespeedsteed]

i dont know what to say...that is sheer stupidity. but i dont get why theres a guy on honda tech (kinda cool forums by the way i been there before) has a z28 and over 2,000 posts?

 

[mob]

Seems like he had a civic (when he made his 200posts) and just bought a z28 and has alot of friends and stuff on there. If I bought a civic Id still come to stangnet.

And yea lol the ricer copied the story from the Z28, funny stuff.

 

[grey5.0beast]

are u gonna buy a civic?!?!?!?


J/k


I hope not

 

[mob]

are u gonna buy a civic?!?!?!?


J/k


I hope not

I actually set up a meeting with a guy today with a 93 hatch with a gsr engine swap, for 7k today, Maybe he'll take a trade? he didnt show up though, douche.

 

[795.0pacecar]

You've got to be kidding.....

 

[mob]

You've got to be kidding.....

haha of course I couldnt even begin to imagine doing something so stupid. Even though you guys probably could

 

[grey5.0beast]

I almost shat myself....

 

[Strype]

I gotta go pee


Whatta M O R O N

 

[fivespeedsteed]

watch yourself there nick that scared me.

 

[Busted07]

Anyone else notice this? this is in the "original" post... seems like he cant make up his mind on what he actually raced...

My "Uncle"/boss has an 04 Maruder

Then...

In my mirror I see the old mans cobra is a few lenghts behind.

 

[DmnStr8]

I dunno why you even bother reading that folder on that site. For every true "story" there are about 3 fake ones.

Theres even a vid on there of a guy claiming to have taken down a new vette w/ a SOHC turbo civic hatch. But if you watch the vid its very obvious that the vette put 8 car lengths on him and then cut off. The guy claims he took him in the "high end" :/ Even though you can see the vette pace him for a 2nd as he pulls up along.

 

[mob]

I dunno why you even bother reading that folder on that site. For every true "story" there are about 3 fake ones.

Theres even a vid on there of a guy claiming to have taken down a new vette w/ a SOHC turbo civic hatch. But if you watch the vid its very obvious that the vette put 8 car lengths on him and then cut off. The guy claims he took him in the "high end" :/ Even though you can see the vette pace him for a 2nd as he pulls up along.

I dont read it my friend was on there, and yea most are fake. But the story behind the stories was funny.

 

[Lyncher]

Anyone else notice this? this is in the "original" post... seems like he cant make up his mind on what he actually raced...

My "Uncle"/boss has an 04 Maruder

Then...

In my mirror I see the old mans cobra is a few lenghts behind.

yeah i noticed that too




GUSY CHECK OUT MY Z06 KILL THREAD!!!

 

[poneypower89]

Anyone else notice this? this is in the "original" post... seems like he cant make up his mind on what he actually raced...

My "Uncle"/boss has an 04 Maruder

Then...

In my mirror I see the old mans cobra is a few lenghts behind.

"Old mans Cobra" is just refering to the muarader...

cobra heart... old person body... get it?