RED98
Member
The only serious solutions are to get a locking gas cap, pay to park in a more secure area, or leave the car at home and Bus it. The more entertaining, unrealistic, immature solutions involve guard dogs, high voltage, and firepower. Personally, I'd take the nerdy way out and hire Darth Vader to force-choke anyone who gets within 3 feet of the car. The problem there is, what's to stop him from turning against you. I'm rambling because it's 12:34 am here now but I can't sleep because the Seahawks managed to sqeak one out and advance in the playoffs. Meanwhile the ALMIGHTY STEELERS (Stealers) are out for the season... hey, tell your friend I hear there's a new job opportunity in Pittsburgh, if he's any good at coaching football...
