Top 5 ways to drop weight in 93 vert??

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Shave all body hair. Go poop and pee before driving. Eat parasites to lose weight. Take out tranny and hook driveshaft to motor. Scratch the last idea. Cut holes in the floorpan and flintstone your @ss around town. Take out brakes, who needs to stop when going fast is SO much cooler. Remove screws from interior and lose them if we haven't ALL already done that. And the last SUPER-SAVERS weight mod. Hmmm... Let air out of you're tires. All of it. Because ya figure... 30psi per tire... PSI = pounds per square inch. HOLY JESUS, that's 120 pounds off just in AIR!!! Might as well blow all your air out of your lungs before a race because that might be like 7 PSI you wish you didnt have when you lose.

You guys should start paying me for all these good ideas.