I'm decorating a race car trailer with a sign "The top ten reasons my race car is better than my first wife" I've got seven and now I've hit a blank. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. What I have so far is:
1. I only had to pay for my race car once.
2. The only time my race car runs around is when I'm driving it.
3. Smaller rear end designed for fun handling.
4. Firmer front end adjustable to the task at hand.
5. My race car only blows noise and noxious fumes out of ONE end.
6. Car doesn't require therapy to maintain it's ideal weight.
7. Don't know how to put this but, I've never found it hard to stay awake immediately after driving my race car.
Hope you guys get a laugh and can help me fill in the last three.
1. I only had to pay for my race car once.
2. The only time my race car runs around is when I'm driving it.
3. Smaller rear end designed for fun handling.
4. Firmer front end adjustable to the task at hand.
5. My race car only blows noise and noxious fumes out of ONE end.
6. Car doesn't require therapy to maintain it's ideal weight.
7. Don't know how to put this but, I've never found it hard to stay awake immediately after driving my race car.
Hope you guys get a laugh and can help me fill in the last three.