gp001 is busy re-arranging the deck chairs, the bloody string quartet is giving me a headache, the sheeple are running back and forth............ HAS ANYONE SEEN MY LIFE JACKET?
To you too! I hope EVERYONE here at Stangnet has a safe, healthy and happy Holiday Season! God Bless y'all!
Don't worry Fritz, we're just gonna pull along side and chisel some off for the ice buckets. We'll all have a night cap and awake in the morning for a rousing game of shuffleboard.
That was just mean Every Christmas season me and my buds buy awesome seats to a Kings game and have a great time (Limo and all). This is the first year since we've been drinkin age it is not going to happen
Hey, Fritz, I've got an idea......how'z about I shut off the heater in the Jacuzzi; you get all your pool noodles and other floatie toys out of it, and we ice 'er down enough for the rink? Oughta be able to get a little 3-on-3 hockey going; maybe invite Kristy Yama-Goochie and a few of her lady skater buds over for some, uh, exhibition ice-dancing? As long as they leave Curt Whatsisface and the other male skaters back at the Ice-Capades Man, I'm a little bothered. I show up after a little out-of-mind experience and everybody goes on the "SN's going to Hades in a Handbasket!" kick again. Bad enough that I've gotta become short & round, paint myself green, and pack all four eyes (six, actually, wearing bifocals now ) into one single eyeball. Now this latest could give an mini-sized closet monster a complex. Should I just pack up the Jacuzzi and cart it off to some R/C forum? Guillermo Pedro
We're not on a "SN's going to Hades in a Handbasket!" kick again, we're doing the Stangnet goes to Broadway version of "Titanic"! btw....I wouldn't just stand there too long, gp001 might knock you over as he re-arranges the deck chairs yet again! Billy-Joe Bob!
I've arrange a whole section for Dreamin and his man-cuzzi friends (6 right?). Should I add another chair, or 2, for the Keeper of the key and here friend? Fuzzy gets a special, re-inforced, monkey fabbed chair
Ya......I'm worried about that "special, re-inforced..." bit! and here I've been nice to the monkeys, making sure their "special" football was inflated, buying bananas for them.......
And to think I'll be strollin' the Strip in Vegas in a few days! Should I bring back some show girls fior the half-time show at the first annual "Closet vs Gutter" hockey Match & Basketball brawl? Groucho Marx
ok ya, now the fuzzy blue pervert and his pals are completely out of it...i mean seriously....ice-hockey on a jacuzzi? cant we be safe and just use a pool, and asking if people want show girls, thats like asking if they want air to breathe....