HAWT Toyota

"Fast and furious" stickers

They should have put the bant on those retarded movies featuring freaking civics

I am just thinking about the Morons that actually think its cool.

what has this world come to??

What does it have under the hood, 2 hamsters with prosthetic legs??

I wonder what that sounds like going down the road? Probably not how it looks!

Why the hell does it have carnival lights on the bolt on cowl induction hood? I'll bet the thing can do 0-60 in like 4 minutes considering the motor can barely turn the wheels.

For an idea of how it sounds, you'll need a coffee can, a lot of beans, and some sound editing software.

First, eat beans. Lots of beans. Two of 'em. The big ones.

Then, a few hours later, get a good recording of yourself farting into a large coffee can.

Use some quality sound editing software to loop that sound over and over, and then give it a slight reverb. Now, make a long sound file of it with the pitch being bent slowwwwwwwly up through first gear, then dropping down suddenly and slowwwwwwwwly climing up through second gear.

Lastly, put on a Limp Bizkit CD and play that in the background while you play the finished sound file and pantomime shifting through the gears while sitting at your desk chair. Be sure to get video of this, and then post it on here.

Oh jeez beast you are just killin them hahahahaha

Fire ur producer