Off Topic Are you a Racer or Ricer? Find out Here

The question that killed me was the one where I had to pick between three hondas and a pos 1984 Caprice with a stupid TV installed. That's a trick question. I pick none of the above.

(An S2000 needs torque, not horsepower, and certainly not suspension mods) The one thing I like about the S2000 is what Car and Driver said in one of their early reviews. Something like, "the engine loves to rev, but with no torque you have to drive it like you stole it to make it go fast." LOL, gotta love C&D.
 
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ok all i got was "the non racer" 7%


One of two things happened if you received this rating. Either you know absolutely nothing about tuner culture and chose "no idea" often. In this case, i guess i could say congratulations, but really you wasted your time taking this test...actually this test is a waste of time for everyone. The second option is a little rarer. You must be someone that knows a lot about either mechanics or racing, but jack about the other subject....or you're just guessing. Either way, congratulations....you're mediocre...but still not a ricer, for which you should be thankful
 
Uncle Ben
You scored 26%


Depending on how you look at it, you either did awesome, or your worst fears are realized....you are, in fact, a ricer. Your vehicle world consists of large exhaust, large wheels, larger wings, and small engines. Every penny you earn goes into making your stock compact the gnarliest looking creation on god's green earth. The author of the test is of the opinion that you should probably be shot...but what does he know, his spoiler isn't even a foot tall. Congrats you ****ing ricer.


ha ha ha ha
 
MustangMuscle86 said:
Wow,how gay was that test?

No mention of REAL cars anywhere,except for the STi!



Wow, that test was REAL gay. I didn't even get my finding. MF



I hate ricers! I don't want to race! You know how hard it is to be 33 and have a car pull up wanting to race even though you KNOW you would waste there azz! Is it worth another ticket this month so I have no car money? Leave us alone if your ricer. I'll spin the wheels with another Cobra or Mustang, but a gay little car cannot alway beat me because they have a 5" Monster tach and pullies! :( :( What a pain in the but to drive such a fast car and have a chit ty Driving rec from stupid ricers I blew away in the first 25 feet!

It gets real old.

This good friend of me almost got a title race with a Neon that had a 5" monster tach and a fart can. That woulda been cool! He had a V8 Jeep
(He's a wanna be). :(
 
Gran Turismorator
You scored -15%


You are a respectable tuner. You probably subscribe to one or more tuner magazines and know, quite a bit about your car and/or racing in general. Either that or you play a ****load of GT3. At any rate, you recognize the difference between a wastegate and a blow-off valve. In time, and with practice, you may attain "Racer X" status since it is supposed that you are relatively new to tuning and still have much to learn. Keep, working, and thank the maker that you're not a ricer.


Hmmm....pretty much what I would have expected.
RC
 
Gran Turismorator
You scored -24%


You are a respectable tuner. You probably subscribe to one or more tuner magazines and know, quite a bit about your car and/or racing in general. Either that or you play a ****load of GT3. At any rate, you recognize the difference between a wastegate and a blow-off valve. In time, and with practice, you may attain "Racer X" status since it is supposed that you are relatively new to tuning and still have much to learn. Keep, working, and thank the maker that you're not a ricer.

I thought the turbo parts order was kinda hard..whats a voltage clamp?, haha oh well it was funny.