All right, I'm sorry but I HAD to share this with you guys.
I don't know what got into me, but I didn't let anything go because the guy rubbed me the wrong way.
Let me set the scene quickly...
I'm at work, it's my day off and I'm sportin some nice shorts and an athletic shirt. I work at an office building and I parked right out front because I was just running inside for a quick second.
As I walk out, I bump into 3 girls I know from just working there and we start chatting...
So, out walks this guy, he's in a suit sans jacket and he walks past us (I don't know who he is but one of the girls did). As he's walking by and saying hello to one of the girls, he beeps his car to unlock the door... and behold it's like a 2005 Honda Accord, 6 cylinder... mid 14 second car.
So the guy stops, and just as he makes his way to his car he looks at mine (it's all shiny and clean) and he goes
"wow, really nice car... this a '95?" (so apparently he knows a bit about stangs)
and i said "close, a '94 actually"
so the guy IMMEDIATELY says "ohh, okay yeah... still with the 5.0... those things are pretty ****in slow though, my accord would spank you"
so of course at this time, my mind is racing, and i have a smile on my face.
so i said
"that's your accord huh? v6 i take it"
he says "you got it" (or something to that nature)
so i immediately respond "i figured... well yeah your car's pretty quick, for an ugly piece of ****..."
he snaps "ugly?!"
I then cut him off finishing with "and not everything's about speed. You seem like the type of guy who brags about his penis and then cums 5 seconds into having sex. See, speed, ruins you.
Me on the other hand, would much rather have a nice sized c0ck, that looks gorgeous and can last forever, wouldn't you agree?"
And of course, the guy turns away, and looks at the 3 girls whose mouths are literally hitting the floor...
a dead silence hits the air and i'm grinning from ear to ear.
I was a bit surprised, but the guy didn't even say good bye, he turned away, and sped off in his lil' accord.
I felt like king of the planet for about 2 minutes.
I don't know what got into me, but I didn't let anything go because the guy rubbed me the wrong way.
Let me set the scene quickly...
I'm at work, it's my day off and I'm sportin some nice shorts and an athletic shirt. I work at an office building and I parked right out front because I was just running inside for a quick second.
As I walk out, I bump into 3 girls I know from just working there and we start chatting...
So, out walks this guy, he's in a suit sans jacket and he walks past us (I don't know who he is but one of the girls did). As he's walking by and saying hello to one of the girls, he beeps his car to unlock the door... and behold it's like a 2005 Honda Accord, 6 cylinder... mid 14 second car.
So the guy stops, and just as he makes his way to his car he looks at mine (it's all shiny and clean) and he goes
"wow, really nice car... this a '95?" (so apparently he knows a bit about stangs)
and i said "close, a '94 actually"
so the guy IMMEDIATELY says "ohh, okay yeah... still with the 5.0... those things are pretty ****in slow though, my accord would spank you"
so of course at this time, my mind is racing, and i have a smile on my face.
so i said
"that's your accord huh? v6 i take it"
he says "you got it" (or something to that nature)
so i immediately respond "i figured... well yeah your car's pretty quick, for an ugly piece of ****..."
he snaps "ugly?!"
I then cut him off finishing with "and not everything's about speed. You seem like the type of guy who brags about his penis and then cums 5 seconds into having sex. See, speed, ruins you.
Me on the other hand, would much rather have a nice sized c0ck, that looks gorgeous and can last forever, wouldn't you agree?"
And of course, the guy turns away, and looks at the 3 girls whose mouths are literally hitting the floor...
a dead silence hits the air and i'm grinning from ear to ear.
I was a bit surprised, but the guy didn't even say good bye, he turned away, and sped off in his lil' accord.
I felt like king of the planet for about 2 minutes.