Pine needles!

99FiveOh

15 Year Member
May 20, 2006
2,051
20
99
J-Ville, FL
Ok, a pine needle falls from a tree, without alot of velocity mind you... and settles gently into your windshield wiper.

Then! You drive down the road and the little ****er is there driving you bonkers! You speed up to about 40mph, no dice, still hanging on.. so you go a little faster, now you're going 55, still hanging on. You're like WTF!?

Now all bets are off, you break the law big time and cruise up to 80 or so, still won't come off.

Now, how the hell does a freakin' pine needle that fell at a really slow, gentle fall manage to hang on to your wiper like it does? :shrug:

Sometimes you'll get out of your seatbelt and risk an accident just to get to it. Or god forbid use your wipers to get it close to the edge... then you have all the crud all over your windshield. I live close to the ocean, so if I use my wipers like that it'll be smudged like crazy!

Don't you hate those little damned pine needles?
 
u cant talk about pine needles
pinelands%20quartered.webp
 
I haven't counted the pine trees in the yard, but there are a ton! I think the pollen (green dust) that falls off the trees for a month in the spring is the worst!

Between the green dust and the sand that never comes out of your carpet, I'll never live in NC again! Of course, the sand spurs and fire ants didn't help, but at least they didn't hose up your car!
 
Between the green dust and the sand that never comes out of your carpet, I'll never live in NC again! Of course, the sand spurs and fire ants didn't help, but at least they didn't hose up your car!

I took my carpet out two weeks ago to this place that does sand blasting but with water, sure works wonders. Not a grain of sand or anything is left, although the carpet still is lol.