So.... Whatya think about when you're bored??

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What has been your running platform so far? If I'm going to be your campaign manager, I MUST HAVE DETAILS! :D


Oh... and hooters should be G-strings and pasties. The reason I say this is that not all girls can fill out those shorts and t-shirts they get issued. In order to be fair and provide equality to women, we need to have a standard uniform that ALL women can readily fit into. :D

I don't know where you're from, but the girls here OVERfill their outfits, and not necessarily in the good way. Most of them should have snowsuits on.
 
I'm sure they're probably just taking what they can get. Probably not a lot of dimes signing up to work at Hooters.

True... Lets start a NEW chain. Way more upscale. Hotter chicks who get paid based on how hot they are.


Hmmmm... may be onto something here....


Each table would have a "How Hot is Your Waitress" card. A report card of sorts... :D It would dictate (here come the Buckwheat jokes) their paygrade. :p
 
How to get a new 5.0 2011 GT and boobies!


Both are simple:

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