Things EVERY guy does.

[95Vert]

1. Leave one stall in between pissers.
2. Roll over and fall asleep after sex.
3. Drink beer. (if you don't drink beer AT ALL, your GAY!!!)
4. Have to pull on underwear(if you wear some) to loosen the nuts.

 

[FORCED2DV8]

5. Look at nice Boobs ( even if there not your wifes)
6. Spend more money on cars than you should.

 

[94gts]

7. Fart or burp whenever you have to, wherever you are, and whoever you are with

 

[shallowreef]

8. using the internet as your personal private escort service!

 

[timeless2]

9. Spend too much time on special interest forums.

 

[shallowreef]

10. never under any circumstances, no matter how important it may be do we pull over and ask directions!

 

[95CobraMike]

11. poop

 

[SeventyMach1]

11. Use the Al Bundy hand technique. (I learned it when I was 2 years old)

 

[94gts]

12. Never wears a pink shirt

 

[WhiteHeat306]

13. Will never share an umbrella with another man

 

[shallowreef]

14. Will never use an umbrella

 

[shallowreef]

15. Find that mooning somebody is the funniest thing you can do to anybody.

 

[WHITE94COBRA]

16. Think about sex at least 5000 times a day.......

 

[WhiteStallionGT]

17. look at body before face (at least i do)
18. shave
19. re-use socks as long as they don't smell bad
20. wear a baseball cap at least 5 days a week
21. eat

 

[Blackened302]

15. Find that mooning other guys is one of the gayest things you can do -- it's an "invitation".

fixed

 

[Roland69]

22. Make a shampoo mowhawk while in the shower.
23. admire your manly figure in the mirror for 10 minutes after the shower.

 

[95Vert]

16. Think about sex at least 5000 times a day.......

Or every 7 seconds.

 

[xr8d302]

24. Giggle at the word "shocker"
25. Make themselves sound tough when the girlfriend is not there....then cave like a scalded dog when confronted about it by the g/f.
26. Punch each other as a greeting.
27. Try and crush a beercan on their heads at least once a year, only to find that they neither have a stronger head or a stronger hand.

 

[yellow1995Cobra]

28. Watch lots of ****
29. Ask the gf once a week if she would be down with a three some with one of her friends

 

[95strokerPSU]

30. Rubs one out thinking of Pam Anderson
31. Sharts
32. Gets fall down drunk