Vacating.....

[StangDreamin']

That's it! I've had enough - I'm outta here!

Well I hate to burst anybody's bubble, but it's really only for a couple of days. My Scouts are wanting to celebrate the onset of cold weather (shoot, it's only getting up to 101* today ); so were gonna load up the tents and pack stoves and head for Palm Canyon, up in the Kofa Mountains of West Central AZ. Be back Sunday night.

Chelle, I locked up the closet; please set the Closet-Door-Dawg on "Kill" so nobody gets in and messes with our stuff. Also, I've got the Jacuzzi heater set down to about 90* to save on Bromine; I'll kick it up when I get back. Meanwhile, I'm keeping the Jacuzzi off-limits 'cause it's all cleaned up and waiting for the Temporarily Fuzzless One to get back. Speaking of which, Fuzzy's big chair is at the cleaners.....if I'm gonna let him sleep in the Jacuzzi; then the Barcalounger is all mine!!!

 

[steelhorse]

FOR SALE..........

I would like to open the bidding on cozy little piece of property with fine gutter access and very pet freindly. This lovely bungalow has rumored to once house Ozzy and Harriet....or was it Felix and Oscar....No no it was Bert and Ernie. House comes with 6-MAN jacuzzi and a beautiful blue shag barcalounger for those lazy Sunday afternoons. Please contact me with any questions or to schedule an appointment......





This message has been brought to you by the planters corp and Mr. Peanut himself so please ...stay off my nuts!

 

[t_chelle16]

And how exactly did you lock the closet? Oboe & I are the only ones with keys.

I'm gonna be out of town next week as well. So I'll place my copy of the key in the safe care of my killer fish, Trixie the Killer Basset Hound, and Emily the Psycho Kitty. That leaves Oboe in charge of things in the gutter & closet.

-Chelle

 

[oboebrian]

And how exactly did you lock the closet? Oboe & I are the only ones with keys.

I'm gonna be out of town next week as well. So I'll place my copy of the key in the safe care of my killer fish, Trixie the Killer Basset Hound, and Emily the Psycho Kitty. That leaves Oboe in charge of things in the gutter & closet.

-Chelle

Me in charge hehehehe Did i hear a keggar comming on?

 

[rbohm]

Me in charge hehehehe Did i hear a keggar comming on?

oh lord, the closet is going to he!! in a handbasket!

 

[65stanger]

YO! Back it up some! I ain't going OOT until Thursday Sept 30th!

Oboe---I think you need to change your diet, your scat has sprouted arms and legs and is trying to sell off MY Closet!

I would like to open the bidding on cozy little piece of property with fine gutter access and very pet freindly..........House comes with 6-MAN jacuzzi and a beautiful blue shag barcalounger for those lazy Sunday afternoons. Please contact me with any questions or to schedule an appointment......

BTW....AS Closet Door Dawg, you are welcome to invite your friends Junkyard and Huckleberry over for some fun, but please clean up after yourselves.

 

[StangDreamin']

YO! Back it up some! I ain't going OOT until Thursday Sept 30th!

Oh, hey! I thought you were off to your sister's already! Glad you were here to keep the riff-raff out; but next time, leave a note on the kitchen counter when you boogie.

BTW....AS Closet Door Dawg, you are welcome to invite your friends Junkyard and Huckleberry over for some fun, but please clean up after yourselves.

But stay out of the Jacuzzi! I cleaned up the blue fuzz, I'm not gonna pick dawg-hair out of the filters!


Chelle, I just pushed the button on the back of the doorknob. That doesn't lock the closet?


And as for you, peanut-boy..... I may not have Fritz' large feet (and therefore his classic ability to STOMP); however, did manage to scrounge up this really cool 20-ton press. I'm thinkin' I can give you a long, slow, painful SQUISH that will leave no crumbs, only oil!

 

[65stanger]

And as for you, peanut-boy..... I may not have Fritz' large feet (and therefore his classic ability to STOMP); however, did manage to scrounge up this really cool 20-ton press. I'm thinkin' I can give you a long, slow, painful SQUISH that will leave no crumbs, only oil!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!







hmmmmmm.mebbe peanut oil on the hinges will silence that squeaky door.......................

 

[t_chelle16]

Chelle, I just pushed the button on the back of the doorknob. That doesn't lock the closet?

Um, no.

-Chelle

 

[StangDreamin']

Um, no.

-Chelle

Okay, so what does that do?

Or do I want to know?

 

[65stanger]

Okay, so what does that do?

Or do I want to know?

It's a dewschyt button.

 

[65stanger]

OFFICIAL NOTICE!

On Thursday September 30th I will be vacating My Closet to go to my sister's house. I will be staying at her house until Monday October 11th, at which time I will be admitted to the hospital for approximately 21 days. I should be back sometime around November 1st.

I am posting this notice as it is unclear as to whether I will have internet access while I am incarcerated.

Under NO circumstances are you to allow steelhorse (aka peanut boy, toe jam, etc.) access to, nor are you to allow him to try to sell MY Closet.

Thank You!

signed,
BBFCM

 

[pabear89]

Not to worry, I have a lock pic set and a bone for the Dawg.

We'll try not to make too much of a mess in there.

And Don't be handing No Lines and Keep your Hands to yourself around the Nurse,s.

Good Luck and Best wishes..

PB

 

[StangDreamin']

Not to worry, I have a lock pic set and a bone for the Dawg.


PB

You forgot that I'm still around! Got the day off today, and doing a little running around, Petsmart UPS Store, etc. If'n I come home and find any of you whippersnappers messing around with the stuff in the closet, well, let's just say and last but not least


AND STAY OUT!!!

 

[oboebrian]

Just remember I have one of the only 2 keys to the closet. So i can lock you out, or even in the closet (and close the gutter). Then you'll be begging me to come out of the closet!


Anyways... We should throw a good luck party in BFCM's honor!

 

[StangDreamin']

Just remember I have one of the only 2 keys to the closet. So i can lock you out, or even in the closet (and close the gutter). Then you'll be begging me to come out of the closet!


Anyways... We should throw a good luck party in BFCM's honor!

Ummmm, did I forget to tell you that the guy who scores me the discounted pool/Jacuzzi supplies is also an amteur locksmith?

Maybe I didn't tell you....the guy's parole officer did say he should stay out of that business from now on..... how about we forget I said anything!

 

[pabear89]

All we were going to do is,
Pull a While You were Out on it.
Just think of all the Great Decorating Idea's that could be done.
I have some leftover paint that would brighten the place up.


PB

 

[t_chelle16]

I'm back so you all better behave yourselves.

-Chelle

 

[chepsk8]

I could always try selling gutter-front property, raise some badly needed capitol for Cobrask8...

Let's start a bidding war for the keys...

SD, you open....

 

[t_chelle16]

No one is getting my copy of the key and I'm sure Oboe isn't going to let go of his.

-Chelle