You might be driving an '05 Roush if....

[uglyII]

Thought we could adapt Jeff Foxworthy's classic line to let out some of the dissappiontment over the Roush Mustang. Here's a few to get it started:

You might be driving an '05 Roush if...

-Teenagers say "hey man, does that thing have a v-tec?"

-Your front valence comes with 10 cub. feet of cargo space.

-Your hoodscoop flies off when the adhesive fails on a hot summer day.

Keep it going...

 

[Camshaft78]

You've considered "ridin' spinnazzz."

Three small children and your neighbor's pet chihuahua have been sucked into your front air dam.

 

[Lipid_Sama]

If you pull up to a red light, and the guy who pulls up next to you says "where the F**K did you get that Ugly Pieace of Motha F**Ken Dog S**t".. than drives away with a smile on his face.

 

[tkustron]

if ur retarded

 

[Solid HoRNZ]

Hope the real production gonna look at least a liiittle better then that god damn crapy photoshop . I don't know who the **** did that photoshop, but where ever you are boy .... U SUCK PUNK !!

 

[frankswildyears]

if you leave it for a week parked with the keys in it, in the worst neighborhood, in the worst city and only the "ford mail" air freshener is missing.

 

[Power4]

if you consider the ford edsel a good looking car.

 

[super302]

"if you've got good taste"....just kidding

 

[Mossberg]

.....If you're a ricer at heart but trapped in a V8 world

 

[uglyII]

-You make Richard Petty's superbird look tasteful by comparison.

-Your wallet is lighter, and your car is heavier and slower.

 

[Master Freeze05]

-if you have to buy 2x4's to pluck the bugs from your cars teeth!

 

[cleveland_c4]

I dont really think it's all that bad looking overall, there are some good aspects but that doesnt mean I'd buy one. Im hoping to pickup a 2005 premium GT and add some classic inspired body accents like the "duck tail", ram air hood scoop and maybe some rear window louvers. I miss my old 69 sportsroof, can you tell?

 

[oilypushrod]

the body panels begin falling apart

 

[szer0]

Three small children and your neighbor's pet chihuahua have been sucked into your front air dam.