any Dane Cook fans in here?

BOWTIEKILLR

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i know theres gotta be at least a few. basically the most hillarious guy ever and if you havent heard of him go download something and be prepared to sh it yourself. he is my exactally my kind of humor. hopefully someone on here has some of his stuff cuz im craving some new material. shoes?!?!?!.... **** shoes man!
 
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Great comedian. Saw 'em in Boston for an HBO taping back in April. Entire place, even the floor, was PACKED. I never saw such a big comedy event.
 
"i will kick you in the tights and you will go down, you are very top heavy." "dont touch me you drink" hahah id have to say my favorite is the whole tire murdering mary and the shark bit. "then i grabbed him by his big neck, punched him in the face and i said **** you shark!"
 
no way... that skit is the best one... another good one...

"i was in the kitchen washing the dishes, i can get you the dish if you want it for evidence"

"shoes? **** shoes.. shoes, haha"