Help me get back!!!!!

[-[White90GT]-]

So, im sitting here about half an hour ago and I hear a car outside. It sounded like it came and left, but i couldnt really tell so i dismissed it. Then I get a call from one of my friends and he is talkin to me and then tells me i might wanna look outside. So i go outside and there is silly string all over tha stang. He tells me he didnt do it, he just drove, it was another buddy of mine, and i can believe it because hes always messin around. I called him and told him that he better not drive his car tomorrow.


So now i need some ideas. I thought about completely paintballing his car, but i have no N02.

Or maybe window chalk all his windows.


Then i thought about just throwing cow **** all over his car.

Im still plottin it, so i need some ideas. I dont want to do any permenant damage, only temporary.


I'm thinkin about gettin out early to do this, thats how serious i am.


Help!

 

[87Mustang351]

get dog ****, and rub it under his door handles hahha, then behide his steering wheel....works everytime lol

 

[ryan218]

saran wrap the WHOLE thing...like 50 rolls....did this to my English teacher last year = priceless

 

[BLOWN 5.0 FOX]

not sure what he drives. But disable his ignition via unplugging coil etc , or even better , take the rotor out of his distributor (assuming its not DIS)
good luck!

 

[cervinistang]

piss in a bottle and pour it down he windshield so it gets in his A/C.. put some eggs in there too if you drink alot of water... LOL.

Ive heard of some powder that makes your hand numb after touching it.. that could be fun...

 

[bloopbloob]

sleep with his gf! he'll get over it eventually!

 

[kevin2m4]

you have a gf? why dont you two leave a little present in a condom, hide it in his car. maybe youll get lucky and his gf will find it.

 

[mustangjoe87]

Jack up the car and place blocks under the rear axle, but only about an inch high so that its not obvious. This is both very temporary and if a jack is not readily available a PITA.

 

[PeteyAce]

instead of pee use friction modifer, but +1 on the saran wrap its quick, in expensive and f'in hilarious

 

[-[White90GT]-]

im now thinkin about saran wrap and tying a string and a washer to the driveshaft........it makes it sound like your rear end is about to fall out...still havent decided though.....


anything else?

 

[kevin2m4]

a few hose clamps around the drive shaft in the same spot will make a wicked vibration..

maybe if the car is locked a dab of super glue on the lock.

 

[woodyy24]

Jack up the car and place blocks under the rear axle, but only about an inch high so that its not obvious.

 

[kevin2m4]

theres this spray paint thats washable at the local candian tire store here, you could stencil somthing rude on the back of his car like "honk if you f****d my mom"

 

[LS-what?]

Unscrew all his valve stems and mail it to him. He should get them right after he buys new ones..

 

[strtrcr50]

antiseeze under the door handles. what a pain in the ass. and it gets everywhere.

 

[cjnecessary]

grease the windshield wipers along w/ the door handles. you could also soap his windows..........on the inside.

 

[Cory281]

Put some human poop under his door handles.

 

[hungrymonkey]

sleep with his mom. then mail him the pictures.

 

[SteedaGT9150]

if your going to go with the saran wrap method, make sure you go to home dept and get like the industrial strength

 

[87foxstang]

sleep with his mom. then mail him the pictures.

hahahahaha